do you log sexual intercourse?

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  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Only on the very rare occasion it lasts longer than 4 minutes.
  • cwkaty
    cwkaty Posts: 261 Member
    If you are going to log it, you must also log anything you swallow during sex. Fair is fair!

    We have a winner! I like your style!
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    I did before I had friends on MFP and no one was looking at it. XP Now I just list it in a different name.
  • questiontheanswers
    questiontheanswers Posts: 170 Member
    Every time I log one of my long walks, it said I walked with my dog. I'm scared to log sex because it might say the same thing.

    Can't stop giggling ... you win. ;)
  • Luvmesumkenny
    Luvmesumkenny Posts: 779 Member
    THAT'S JUST BONUS CALORIES ♥
    BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!!!!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I don't log the act itself, but I do log the costume change, wig adjustment, and saran wrap application beforehand. Also, the shame-induced crying jags that happen after.
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    My activity level is set to "Very Active"....
  • baptiste565
    baptiste565 Posts: 590 Member
    hhmm if i got any i would be damn excited to share with everybody on here....lol... i can care less either way.. from what i remember it is suposed to be a good calorie burner.. and why not log it... every bit helps .. but if u wanted u cld call it something else..... secret word or hals happy time or something...
    secret code word "laying pipe" for 20 min 300kcal burned. lol
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    sitting here, dying laughing!!! Hubby asks "what are you looking at?" now he's curious how many calories we burn and tells me I've been missing out on logging our alone time.lol. pretty sure he's now thinking the HRM would be a sexy thing to wear.lol.

    thanks to all of you who made me laugh at 1030 @ night.....just thankful I didn't wake my kids up!

    as for the orginal post....I say if you want to, go ahead....it's you're exercise diary, do what you want with it!
  • frogz21
    frogz21 Posts: 314 Member
    I never even thought of logging sex in. I don't see the point really lol
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
    It's been that long, I cant remember who wears the Spiderman outfit! :ohwell:
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    If so, how? and yes, I am happily married!! :heart:
    depends on what you do could be cardio' like calistenics.......but could also be curcit training or yoga or what ever the hell just depends on what all your dooing
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    No but um... i have a book about sexerise lol its a good strength training thing works out the legs really well really makes you want to do squats lol!
  • stupidloser
    stupidloser Posts: 300 Member
    what the hell kinda question is this
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    I would if I were eatin' a sammich at the same time.

    ^ He logs *kitten*. Does that count?
    How do you think I leaned out so well the past 3 weeks?!

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    lol if that where true my hubbie would weigh 5lbs
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    If you are going to log it, you must also log anything you swallow during sex. Fair is fair!

    We have a winner! I like your style!

    Hahaha!
  • stupidloser
    stupidloser Posts: 300 Member
    we know most mens intercourse is no longer than 2 minutes. That is hardly worth longing. Hello, McFly!
  • frogz21
    frogz21 Posts: 314 Member
    we know most mens intercourse is no longer than 2 minutes. That is hardly worth longing. Hello, McFly!

    :laugh:
  • frogz21
    frogz21 Posts: 314 Member
    I would if I were eatin' a sammich at the same time.

    ^ He logs *kitten*. Does that count?
    How do you think I leaned out so well the past 3 weeks?!

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    lol if that where true my hubbie would weigh 5lbs

    :laugh: lmao!
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    we know most mens intercourse is no longer than 2 minutes. That is hardly worth longing. Hello, McFly!

    Guess i hit the jack pot with my hubby he can go hours ( then again he um trains like he is going for a medal lol)
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Hmm maybe i should wear my heart rate monitor next time i whip him 10 calories per lash now is this strength training or cardio
  • slrose
    slrose Posts: 164 Member
    log in as horse back riding maybe?
  • candyrayne215
    candyrayne215 Posts: 47 Member
    well calories are indeed being burned. a good session, say a half hour-45 min, where you both work up a sweat has to burn 200-300 calories.

    good question

    but nah i wouldnt log. but would make a mental note perhaps?
  • PercivalHackworth
    PercivalHackworth Posts: 1,437 Member
    I would
  • crazy_ninja
    crazy_ninja Posts: 387 Member
    log what? :sad:

    think there are not much calories burned while using one hand for a few minutes :laugh:
  • frogz21
    frogz21 Posts: 314 Member
    log what? :sad:

    think there are not much calories burned while using one hand for a few minutes :laugh:

    :laugh:
  • marinebiologist_girl
    marinebiologist_girl Posts: 300
    I personally don't (asexual) but I've heard of people logging it under something else as a euphemism.
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
    .. What are we going to log next,... each time we take a dump? (That's not said to be rude to the author of this post)

    lmao :drinker:
  • HunterKiller_wechange
    HunterKiller_wechange Posts: 369 Member
    Who would seriously log calories burned whilst knocking one out? HunterKiller burned 207 calories having a w**k! lol Would i have to keep some turkey handy so i could eat back lost protein too? :smile:

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  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
    If you are going to log it, you must also log anything you swallow during sex. Fair is fair!

    True! :laugh: :laugh: :smokin:

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