If you ran your company...who's the one person

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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Who you would get rid of?


I would get rid of Mrs. Gets offended when you say bless you and sings all day and never ever logs into her phone to do any work.

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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I would get rid of Mr. Manager who's too special for deadlines yet freely hands them out. Because he doesn't adhere to HIS deadline, I miss mine.
  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
    I would get rid of Mr. Too "important" to do his own work before he heads out on vacation, but expects me to be caught up before I leave for mine.
  • LadyIvysMom
    LadyIvysMom Posts: 391 Member
    I’d get rid of Mrs. I’m 48 years old but I still smack bubble gum with my mouth open all day long like a cow, even though my job consists of speaking with people on the phone.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'd get rid of all the lazy people who play around on MFP more than they do work.


    Oh, wait.....:glasses:
  • DayumStraightIAmEllie
    DayumStraightIAmEllie Posts: 160 Member
    Sorry new hire but you got to go! I don't even know your name but that little attitude, no thanks!
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
    I do run my company so I'd get rid of me, give myself a nice severance package then sit back and collect unemployment for a while until I decided to hire myself back again. :laugh:
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Well there's only me so I can't really get rid of myself....got to say I rather like working for me!!!
  • StarIsMoving
    StarIsMoving Posts: 437
    Buh bye Ms. Old and Ornery... since you can't learn that your age doesn't give you the right to be mean and STILL not do your work... you ARE the weakest link... Good-bye :)
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Well I wouldn't get rid of any of my co-workers, because I love them and I am related to both of them, but..... I would get rid of one of our client's clerks. Ms. I never check my email/purposely answer phone then hang up/make everything seem like your fault/never turn in paperwork and wonder why my financials aren't ready/have to remind of bank deadline every week/covert direct deposit into paper checks, because deadline was missed once again/say I'm going to doing something in a minute and don't do it for 4 hours/annoyning poopoo pants woman.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    When I used to work as a vet tech I'd get rid of my boss who would fart constantly and never excuse himself. Total unprofessional pig!

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