Can't make this stuff up if I wanted to.

TheFinalThird
TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Time: yesterday afternoon
Place: haircut place
Scene: New fairly attractive 20-something stylist cutting my hair in advance of a 2 day business meeting.

Her: "is it ok if I use the clippers on your sideburns?"
Me: "I guess. But sometimes, it pulls and stings."
Her: "that doesn't happen to me. I keep my equipment well lubricated so that it doesn't hurt."
Me: "Nooooooo comment."

It took about 3 minutes for her to stop laughing and her face to turn back from red to normal before she could finish my haircut.

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  • Melroxsox
    Melroxsox Posts: 1,040 Member
    lmao!! i am a hairdresser and own my own salon/spa.....you wouldnt believe how many times ive seen and heard the best jokes/ stories and been in the most odd/ uncomfortable situations....seriously ...you just gotta laugh. people are hilarious :)
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
    I love it :)

    For me - I have a hard (hot) time not uttering a 'thatswhatSHEsaid' under my breath throughout the day.
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    I love it :)

    For me - I have a hard (hot) time not uttering a 'thatswhatSHEsaid' under my breath throughout the day.

    You said hard and hot
  • HelenDootson
    HelenDootson Posts: 443 Member
    Aww bless, poor thing, but did it pull and sting?
  • Kebby83
    Kebby83 Posts: 232 Member
    Haha. Poor girl!
  • BenChase
    BenChase Posts: 169
    I love it :)

    For me - I have a hard (hot) time not uttering a 'thatswhatSHEsaid' under my breath throughout the day.

    lucky for me i work in a place with people who are almost as f***ed in the head as me, and i do say that's what she said probably at least 10 times a day :laugh:
  • pooleekylie
    pooleekylie Posts: 103
    :laugh:

    This reminds of the time my bf was getting his hair clipped and the lady pulled his ear down to trim behind it and goes, "Oh my, you have really hard ears!" He said, "Umm, thank you?" ...lol'd
  • TheFinalThird
    TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
    Aww bless, poor thing, but did it pull and sting?

    Nope. Just goes to show that ample lubrication is the key! ;-)
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,854 Member
    I'm obviously not going for haircuts in the right place.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Sounds like you really needed to get her number..
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    I had an uncomfortable thing happen to me also...


    Yesterday I called my grandpa and I asked him what he was doing. He said he was "airing out his peanuts". I thought he said penis....
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    Bwahahahahaha!
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,854 Member
    I had an uncomfortable thing happen to me also...


    Yesterday I called my grandpa and I asked him what he was doing. He said he was "airing out his peanuts". I thought he said penis....

    I'm not sure "airing out my peanuts" makes a whole lot more sense!
  • duluthian
    duluthian Posts: 69
    Crying - I am laughing so hard, golly I needed to read this thread :laugh :laugh:
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