Strangest thing you have in your purse/wallet

MidlifeGlowUp

Keys to my bike locks. I never bike to work (too dangerous), but I always seem to have the keys on me.

aprilwilliams2729

A spare diaper and baggie of wipes. A sock (from where I got my ingrown toenail cut out - couldn't put it back on over the bandages - I keep forgetting to take it out - the mate is on my dresser). A baggie full of tums from when I was pregnant (my son is almost 10 months old - and I haven't had heartburn since he was born).

Yeah, I really need to clean my purse out!!

sjohnny

I have my son's first ultrasound picture (he was born in 2003) and a guitar pick. I don't know if that's weird but it's a wallet so not a lot of room for too much.

For many years I had a piece of paper with the names of all seven dwarves. I don't know where that went.

SuperSexyDork

I have a speed jump rope in my purse... I take it out when I have space and nothing else to do...

Other strange things- a Gumby toy, a large blue/green scarf, a can of wasabi soy almonds, packets of Lipton Lemon tea and honey, my weight lifting journal, a book and a star shaped stress ball...

McBully4

I use a front pocket wallet though, so not a lot of room for extras.

I got one too for this very reason, no room for junk.

This was my old wallet

mommy2AR

a lense to my sons plastic sunglasses

BeeElMarvin

I use a front pocket wallet though, so not a lot of room for extras.

I got one too for this very reason, no room for junk.

This was my old wallet

"Ya' got a filing cabinet under half ya' azz!"

Love it!

OkieinMinny

4 packages of nuts and about 18 buttons that say F*** Cancer

McBully4

When I worked for Hollywood Video a girl accidentally dropped about 5 single use of flavored "massage" lotions on the counter as she was pulling out her wallet......she ran away before i could get her number

Desterknee

I don't own a purse and there is nothing strange in my wallet, haha. Well I still have a card key pass to a building I have no reason to go to. That's kinda weird.

AmyFett

I have my deodorant in mine. Not because I'm always stinky, but my kids like to steal them and ruin them on me and they get expensive!!

love4fitnesslove4food_wechange

hmmm...probably a ziploc with tea bags. that's kind of weird, no?

Shelbert79

I have a pullup in my purse...I used to have an extra pair of panties for my older daughter in there too.

mrtoaster

gym membership card

AmyFett

A spare diaper and baggie of wipes. A sock (from where I got my ingrown toenail cut out - couldn't put it back on over the bandages - I keep forgetting to take it out - the mate is on my dresser). A baggie full of tums from when I was pregnant (my son is almost 10 months old - and I haven't had heartburn since he was born).

Yeah, I really need to clean my purse out!!

This cracked me up!! I always had a spare diaper and a couple of wipes on me too! I keep them in my glove compartment of my van now, just in case! My older daughter is out of diapers now and my 2nd is getting there. I can't wait!

Also, I had super bad heartburn when I was pregnant with my first, funny how it just goes completely away right when they're born huh?!

ReclaimingSarah

I keep a D20 dice in my purse at all times. Also, deodorant. For some reason, I forget to put it on before leaving the house quite often and remember it when I'm on the way to work.

skinnywithin

a hellmans mayo packet and a bottle of vit E oil are probably the strangest things in thee now..the rest of the stuff I think is normal for all women to carrry like...3 mascaras, tons of lip gloss...fav pen..sons inhaler , splenda packets, receipts galore ! lots of plastic credit cards, check book, gum, mints, oh the list goes on.

Darkskinned88

In my wallet, I have a bunch of hotel key cards, a Borders card even though they are out of business (RIP Borders), a couple expired CPR certification cards, and an ipod nano

rubyautumn4

A espresso cup.

DeeVanderbles

I'm sitting here reading most of these and thinking "that really isn't all that strange..." The strangest thing in my purse I'd have to say is my Tim Horton's reusable hot beverage sleeve and the fact that I have at least three different types of meds at all times for my headaches. And blister block.

SuperSexyDork

I'm sitting here reading most of these and thinking "that really isn't all that strange..." The strangest thing in my purse I'd have to say is my Tim Horton's reusable hot beverage sleeve and the fact that I have at least three different types of meds at all times for my headaches. And blister block.

A jump rope isn't all that strange?

Girl_Bomb

My ex boyfriends passport pictures :S

namluv

a little round measuring tape... always amazed that I actually use it a decent amount

KickassAugust

about 12 pens!

read this as 12" penis

Nah - that's whats in my purse.

DeeVanderbles

I'm sitting here reading most of these and thinking "that really isn't all that strange..." The strangest thing in my purse I'd have to say is my Tim Horton's reusable hot beverage sleeve and the fact that I have at least three different types of meds at all times for my headaches. And blister block.

A jump rope isn't all that strange?

Again..."most of these" a jump rope is, as is an espresso cup. lol! But tea bags, spare diaper/wipes for your kids, etc., not so much.

NewAngel35

Various stuff including Viagra..lmao

tweetybaby69

double stick fashion tape for wardrobe malfunctions and denture adhesive cream (don't know where I got it from or why I have it, I do not have dentures):huh:

BeeElMarvin

Various stuff including Viagra..lmao

Date night?

HelloSweetie4

a bottle of tums, a bottle of ibuprofen, a small hairbrush, and some old keys (from a car I no longer have and an apartment I no longer live in). Usually there's a book in there too, but I don't have one I'm reading right now.

ErinBeth7

A packet of instant cream of wheat and some glittery finger nail polish. They've been in there for months. I don't plan on ever eating the cream of wheat.