An oath for anyone geeky or not

phantomprime

Firstly it is not mine, I found this online and if you know the DC universe you'll know the oath.
This is not to insult anyone. It is a joke and honestly for those who need support, add others. we are in the boat

Lets join the Silver Fitness Core
Now stand up raise whatever ring,wand,sword,ninja headband, psionic blade, godly hammer..etc you have and repeat after me...

On the fittest day,
On the fattest night,
Let no junk food escape my sight,
for those who diet without fright,
Beware my spandex,
FOR THEY ARE TOO TIGHT!