I lost 1 pound in 10 minutes!!!

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  • bjdw1
    bjdw1 Posts: 140 Member
    :-)
  • hailzp
    hailzp Posts: 903 Member
    I always gain after poos! Negative poo.
  • bjdw1
    bjdw1 Posts: 140 Member
    Sorry, that is only 0.5 pounds. Better luck next time.

    Half a kilo is about one pound matey.
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    I always gain after poos! Negative poo.

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  • bjdw1
    bjdw1 Posts: 140 Member
    I've found that the best way to acheive goals is to compete with myself. Therefore I am going to do my damndest to get through the entire 2 dozen beers in the fridge, eat as much of the 7lb pork roast that is currently in the oven (YUMMY crackling on the way!) and get back into that little room first thing tomorrow morning and get a winning result!
  • juli_jones
    juli_jones Posts: 101 Member
    Explain this....my husband weighed before and after and he had GAINED????
  • bastgoddess7
    bastgoddess7 Posts: 64 Member
    LOL
  • bjdw1
    bjdw1 Posts: 140 Member
    Explain this....my husband weighed before and after and he had GAINED????

    He has a stash of beer and pork scratchings hidden in the cistern.
  • wondergirl1003
    wondergirl1003 Posts: 138 Member
    Okay, no lie if I don't go a day or so before weigh-in, I don't freak out about not losing a lot because I know its IN THERE. >.>

    Don't make me laugh! My abs are so sore from yesterday's workout. "in there..."
    Hilarious!!
  • foleyshirley
    foleyshirley Posts: 1,043 Member
    Sorry, that is only 0.5 pounds. Better luck next time.

    Oops, it just dawned on me you said kilograms :). Kudos to you!
  • foleyshirley
    foleyshirley Posts: 1,043 Member
    Sorry, that is only 0.5 pounds. Better luck next time.

    Half a kilo is about one pound matey.

    I corrected myself later. You know how we Americans are :).
  • yelsha93
    yelsha93 Posts: 32 Member
    I just crap on my scale and cut out the middle man.
    hahahahaha
  • geez, it better be a pound if it took ten minutes! LOL
  • Oh you're full of crap! LOL not anymore your not! LOL

    lmao :laugh:
  • Rimroses
    Rimroses Posts: 30 Member
    :laugh:

    that is hilarious!
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