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I think your the father of one of my kids...

DanceForever904
DanceForever904 Posts: 611 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
A guy goes into a supermarket and notices a really attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. Hes rather taken aback cause he cant remember where he knows her from. So he says,"Do you know me?" To which she replies "I think your the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says "My God your the stripper at my bachelor party that i made love to on the pool table with my buddies watching while your partner whipped me with celery!"
She looked into his eyes calmly and said "No i am your son's teacher"............ LMAO had to share

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