Large corporations are responsible for obesity

drmerc
drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
If it wasn't for mcdonalds and burger king shoving all these ads down my face all the time I wouldn't eat there so often and would not have gotten so fat

The government should really step in and regulate these corporations that prey on our hunger (AND OUR CHILDREN) and eventually run them out of business

Once this happens there will be no more overweight people

amirite?
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  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    Yes they are, they put addictive chemicals into foods that give you no control over your eating
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    False.

    Walmart made me fat. It also knocked me up!
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    well, it's a well-know fact, sonny jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world known as "the pentaverate," who run everything in the world ... including the newspapers. and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in colorado known as The Meadows.

    so, who's in this pentaverate?

    the queen, the vatican, the gettes, the rothchilds and colonel sanders -- before he went tits up. oh, I hated the colonel, with his wee beady eyes ... and that smug look on his face. "oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! ohhhh!

    how can you hate, the colonel?

    because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smarta$$!
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    It's Obama's fault
  • Actually it's a secret society called the "Stonecutters" after much research I've found a mantra they chant when they secretly gather..

    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps teh metric system down?
    We do.. We do..

    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do.. We do..

    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
    We do.. We do..

    Who robs gamefish of their site?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do.. We do..
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    42
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    It's all making sense now..
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I am a sarcastic a-hole and I approve this thread...
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    If it wasn't for mcdonalds and burger king shoving all these ads down my face all the time I wouldn't eat there so often and would not have gotten so fat

    The government should really step in and regulate these corporations that prey on our hunger (AND OUR CHILDREN) and eventually run them out of business

    Once this happens there will be no more overweight people

    amirite?



    That's why I go to Wendy's....damn you McDonald's
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Ooooh! Oooooh! ME ME ME! I've got one!


    This is all Einstein's fault.

    You see if he hadn't of done what he did, then we wouldn't of done what we did, and we wouldn't have been able to take over the world with our fast food. We'd be stuck eating crap German fast food and wouldn't want as much of it.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    mcdonalds.jpg
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Actually it's a secret society called the "Stonecutters" after much research I've found a mantra they chant when they secretly gather..

    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps teh metric system down?
    We do.. We do..

    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do.. We do..

    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
    We do.. We do..

    Who robs gamefish of their site?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do.. We do..

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  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    False.

    Walmart made me fat. It also knocked me up!

    OMG Walmart impregnated me too! That slut!
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    well, it's a well-know fact, sonny jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world known as "the pentaverate," who run everything in the world ... including the newspapers. and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in colorado known as The Meadows.

    so, who's in this pentaverate?

    the queen, the vatican, the gettes, the rothchilds and colonel sanders -- before he went tits up. oh, I hated the colonel, with his wee beady eyes ... and that smug look on his face. "oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! ohhhh!

    how can you hate, the colonel?

    because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smarta$$!
    I was JUST thinking this !
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Walmart so lucky
  • QTIN
    QTIN Posts: 12 Member
    All I can really say is don't blame fast food for your weight gain, if its "addicting" break the habit and never return!
  • Actually it's a secret society called the "Stonecutters" after much research I've found a mantra they chant when they secretly gather..

    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps teh metric system down?
    We do.. We do..

    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do.. We do..

    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
    We do.. We do..

    Who robs gamefish of their site?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do.. We do..

    AWESOME
  • TonkaDanteFriend
    TonkaDanteFriend Posts: 70 Member
    Be nice if government stopped subsidizing things like corn too - you'd see less high fructose corn syrup in anything and everything you buy.
  • iplayoutside19
    iplayoutside19 Posts: 2,304 Member
    DisAdvantage I: If we pass your plan there will be Civil War.
  • roachhaley
    roachhaley Posts: 978 Member
    i thought you were serious for half a second

    thnx.
  • QTIN
    QTIN Posts: 12 Member
    I also dont see a mcdonalds or burger king logo on that hostess pie on your picture!
  • i blame the 4th of july for 3 of my children, tim mcgraw for one of them (damn concert) and the last one on new year's eve. i'd also like to blame every alcohol company for having 5 children and my weight. not only do i get drunk and eat more - but apparently find my husband insanely attractive so i get pregnant as well -- double fail!!!
    someone start paying me!!!!
  • hiker359
    hiker359 Posts: 577 Member
    Is amirite some kind of new element? Is it some kind of weight loss supplement? I must know now!
  • wk9t
    wk9t Posts: 237 Member
    i thought you were serious for half a second

    thnx.

    Me too! LMAO, but, there are those among us who really believe this!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Also, Monopoly is back at McDonalds…resistance is futile for the next month.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    This thread just reminded me that I wanted to go to burgerking.com and look at their salad wraps because if they have a mediterranean one, I'm getting it. I used to like Papa Lou's med. chicken wrap, but they closed down. I like the Ale House, but I don't like having to get out of the car and do physical activity like WALKING to the building to get it.

    Ohhh yeah- Burger King is to blame!
  • TonkaDanteFriend
    TonkaDanteFriend Posts: 70 Member
    This thread just reminded me that I wanted to go to burgerking.com and look at their salad wraps because if they have a mediterranean one, I'm getting it. I used to like Papa Lou's med. chicken wrap, but they closed down. I like the Ale House, but I don't like having to get out of the car and do physical activity like WALKING to the building to get it.

    Ohhh yeah- Burger King is to blame!

    Had they never introduced those Memphis and Texas BBQ burgers, I'd be an olympic athlete.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    YES!! Down with those Rat *kitten*!!! I just checked BK.com and there is NO medit. version. There is one with bacon, but I don't need vegetables ****ing up my bacon.
  • TonkaDanteFriend
    TonkaDanteFriend Posts: 70 Member
    YES!! Down with those Rat *kitten*!!! I just checked BK.com and there is NO medit. version. There is one with bacon, but I don't need vegetables ****ing up my bacon.

    Substitute extra bacon and cheese for vegetables.


    AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Also, Monopoly is back at McDonalds…resistance is futile for the next month.

    I was just thinking that I might as well call the next month a bulk. Those filthy ba$tards!