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dittmarml

"Of course, it was not always that simple."

WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr

It is a gram-positive, spore forming, obligate anaerobic bacillus.

Birdie

"I have a dear friend who is so allergic to fish that he can not be in the same room where fish has been prepared, or else his throat will swell up and he will have to be rushed to the hospital."

RealWomenLovePitbulls

"When had it happened?"

rladd6421

If you're so anxious to whip people, start with him.

LosinItAll2012

He laughed, "I'm going to punish you for that" he said to her tenderly.

garnetmemory

This is where using Unix's built-in help system comes into play.

StrengthIDidntKnow

"Ready?" She straightens up when she hears me, loops a bucket over each arm."

BobbieLee1959

"What about your brother, Aaron the Levite?

beernpizza

"I have already learned not to speak to strangers."

ccburn5

Two days later, Jerry, Julie, and the boys are in the midst of their theme park vacation.

TexanThom

I tell you Padre, she's got a tongue so sharp it's a wonder she don't cut her mouth to pieces and bleed to death.

Merrychrissmith

Allesandra's jaw dropped in amazement,

carolina_brandy

"Never trust a dog with a pretentious french name"