Im the best

GaryRuiz
GaryRuiz Posts: 144
in Chit-Chat
And you know it's true

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  • phynyxfyre
    phynyxfyre Posts: 145 Member
    Lol. But WHAT are you best at? I am good at lots of things, but I know I have to be better than you at something! (not all, just one.)

    >_<
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Your punctuation could use a little work. Try the little apostrophe between the I and the M. It does wonders! :tongue:
  • phynyxfyre
    phynyxfyre Posts: 145 Member
    SeaRunner is better than you at punctuation! So he's the best at that in this post. I didn't catch it first. Drat. shakes head.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Yes, but I must use my super powers carefully otherwise I will irritate those around me to no end.
  • Arexxx
    Arexxx Posts: 486 Member
    No.
    Chuck Norris is.
  • phynyxfyre
    phynyxfyre Posts: 145 Member
    Maybe if we just get you a cape... We can totally skip the underwear over the pants thing. I am not sure who came up with that bit of brilliance...
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Maybe if we just get you a cape... We can totally skip the underwear over the pants thing. I am not sure who came up with that bit of brilliance...

    LMAO! So true. Undies go on the inside...hence the name UNDERwear.
  • phynyxfyre
    phynyxfyre Posts: 145 Member
    You would think that should be obvious. However, in a world where costume capes have warning labels stating "wearing cape does not enable user to fly" and hairdryers with the label "do not operate in shower" I do wonder how some people manage to survive.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    You would think that should be obvious. However, in a world where costume capes have warning labels stating "wearing cape does not enable user to fly" and hairdryers with the label "do not operate in shower" I do wonder how some people manage to survive.

    Thank goodness for lawyers. If not for them, where would all those helpful warning labels come from? On that note, I just noticed the other day that a doorstop I've had for years has the word "DOORSTOP" printed on it in raised letters. I'm sure glad it's there because at some time I might have used it as a chisel.
  • phynyxfyre
    phynyxfyre Posts: 145 Member
    Lol. A chisel? Great mental picture. That made my night! There is a site that has strangely specific signs, and it is hilarious, too. One of my favorites is: In case of drowning lol with a wave under the last word.

    I know it is supposed to be a person screaming and flailing with their arms up, suggesting you should call for help if you are drowning, but in my book that reaction doesn't need coaching.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Nice. I was watching a show that had on a guy that gave out prizes for the dumbest warning label each year. I think the winner was a dust mask (you know, the white paper ones that you use for sanding and such) that said "does not provide oxygen".
  • phynyxfyre
    phynyxfyre Posts: 145 Member
    Lol. Facepalm! Have you heard of the Darwin Awards?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Oh yes. But there's only so much self destruction I'm willing to hear about! At some point it just destroys my faith in humanity, LOL.

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