If Jesus was your PT, what would you ask him?

Charlie003

Knowing the answer would be irrefutable and that you would be stuck with it.

76tech

Got change for a twenty?

ZombieChaser

Are you a zombie? (if the answer was yes, then a mandatory chase will ensue)

PittShkr

Can you hand me that bottle of water.

76tech

Are you a zombie? (if the answer was yes, then a mandatory chase will ensue)

Would he have to answer in the affirmative, or would something like a groan be sufficient?

JennaM222

How do I get skinny enough to walk on water?

xxthoroughbred

Why people are @ssholes.

Hey, it may not be related, but it's worth knowing.

Determinednoob

Can your father create a barbell so heavy that he can not deadlift it?

zyxst

What does the H stand for?

ZombieChaser

Are you a zombie? (if the answer was yes, then a mandatory chase will ensue)

Would he have to answer in the affirmative, or would something like a groan be sufficient?

Groans shall be accepted, but only accompanied by a nod.

ZombieChaser

What does the H stand for?

That's easy: Hézus.

sarahharmintx

How can I make my boobs bigger?

allegedglobalconspiracy

How he was doing and if he was having a nice day.

Charlie003

Hey, I saw your dad on the bus, he was just like one of us.

HarleyQuinn_12

Any chance you could turn this bottled water into wine and we can hang at the bar?

MB_Positif

WHY am I shaped like a PEAR!?

ETA: I don't actually hate being shaped like the fruit mentioned above, I just thought it would be fun to get to the bottom of fruit shaped bodies.

HelloSweetie4

Prove It!

Easywider

Do you think these Damier's go perfect with my belt?

TrailRunner61

Can you turn this towel into bacon??

ElicitDreams

What does the H stand for?

That's easy: Hézus.

That is so full of win I can't stand it

vqnerdballs

What are your thoughts on the official 2012 Republican party platform? I would want point by point analysis.

Charlie003

Can you turn this towel into bacon??

Nice!

billsica

Seafood bread and red wine? really?

andeehrdz

Can you make the fat go to my butt and boobs? thank you. fantastic,

Cliffslosinit

When I get to Heaven can I still be an *kitten*?

Coffeeholic8

Sandals Dude? For a workout? Really?

BerryH

If you can turn water into wine, what happens when you pee?

HarleyQuinn_12

When I get to Heaven can I still be an *kitten*?

Hmmm Cliffy, you are predicting Heaven...bold move! hah

rammsteinsoldier

How many calories do you burn walking on water?

azzkikin

Quit hiding out and get down here and prove to me that you are who all these others think you are.

TexasTroy

If God made us all in his image, why arent you fat?