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If Jesus was your PT, what would you ask him?

Charlie003
Posts: 1,333 Member
in Chit-Chat
Knowing the answer would be irrefutable and that you would be stuck with it.
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Got change for a twenty?0
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Are you a zombie? (if the answer was yes, then a mandatory chase will ensue)0
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Can you hand me that bottle of water.0
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Are you a zombie? (if the answer was yes, then a mandatory chase will ensue)
Would he have to answer in the affirmative, or would something like a groan be sufficient?0 -
How do I get skinny enough to walk on water?0
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Can your father create a barbell so heavy that he can not deadlift it?0
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What does the H stand for?0
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Are you a zombie? (if the answer was yes, then a mandatory chase will ensue)
Would he have to answer in the affirmative, or would something like a groan be sufficient?
Groans shall be accepted, but only accompanied by a nod.0 -
What does the H stand for?
That's easy: Hézus.0 -
How can I make my boobs bigger?0
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How he was doing and if he was having a nice day.0
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Hey, I saw your dad on the bus, he was just like one of us.0
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Any chance you could turn this bottled water into wine and we can hang at the bar?0
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WHY am I shaped like a PEAR!?
ETA: I don't actually hate being shaped like the fruit mentioned above, I just thought it would be fun to get to the bottom of fruit shaped bodies.0 -
Prove It!0
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Do you think these Damier's go perfect with my belt?0
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Can you turn this towel into bacon??0
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What does the H stand for?
That's easy: Hézus.
That is so full of win I can't stand it0 -
What are your thoughts on the official 2012 Republican party platform? I would want point by point analysis.0
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Can you turn this towel into bacon??
Nice!0 -
Seafood bread and red wine? really?0
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Can you make the fat go to my butt and boobs? thank you. fantastic,0
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When I get to Heaven can I still be an *kitten*?0
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Sandals Dude? For a workout? Really?0
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If you can turn water into wine, what happens when you pee?0
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When I get to Heaven can I still be an *kitten*?
Hmmm Cliffy, you are predicting Heaven...bold move! hah0 -
How many calories do you burn walking on water?0
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Quit hiding out and get down here and prove to me that you are who all these others think you are.0
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If God made us all in his image, why arent you fat?0
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