The things kids say!!!!!
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phoneman16
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A little boy was in Sunday school class when the teacher asked who knew what the Resurection was? The little boy stood up and said " I don't know but on TV they say if one lasts longer than 4 hours you should see a doctor" !
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"you need to take a shower" -mum
"aww but if i take a shower i get all pale. the dirt makes me look tan" -little brother0 -
Kids are so adorable!! I work at a little kid's amusement park (parents are the worst part of my job!!!) and one girl said to me: you have such a pretty voice! It's like an angel! hahaha adorable xD0
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13 year old daughter: Mom I NEED concealer!
42 year old mom: I don't even use that!
Daughter: Well that's cuz you're old!0 -
My daughter wants a brother or sister (sadly we can't have anymore, but try explaining that to a 4 y.o. lol). I ask her how we should go about giving her a baby brother or sister. She said, " You can make one!" I then ask what babies are made out of. She says to me, " You make them out of blood and paper and cords and lungs =D." I thought it was adorable
. She also reminds me to exercise by saying, "Mommy, count your calories and do your exercise so you don't get fat again." lol. I love her
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My daughters primary teacher asked the kids to draw a picture of what your daddy does...my girl drew a pic of her daddy with a beer in his hand....Akward
she didn't realise it was what your daddy did for a job!
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