I have one calorie left! What shall I eat [Satire]

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GhotiandTchoghs
GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
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I am thinking, maybe, .2 grams of a hershey bar!

What else does everyone suggest?
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  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    this is going south pretty dang quick...
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
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    this is going south pretty dang quick...

    How so?
  • amylovescupcakes
    amylovescupcakes Posts: 146 Member
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    I say...walk for 5 minutes and eat half of a half of the bar.
  • LaurenLite
    LaurenLite Posts: 87
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    A tic tac- one little calorie XD
  • anticheer101
    anticheer101 Posts: 34
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    always go for a calming tea.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
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    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....
  • tbs10
    tbs10 Posts: 1
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    Lol!
  • I_love_frogs
    I_love_frogs Posts: 340 Member
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    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....

    then eat half!!
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
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    I say...walk for 5 minutes and eat half of a half of the bar.

    I would have to run at fifteen miles an hour for five minutes to burn enough for a half a bar. The MFP numbers are way off.
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
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    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....

    then eat half!!

    But that's .75 calories! What do I do about the last .25? =(
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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    if I said what i really thought.... I would get banned lmao so... uhm.... I agree with the tic tac lol
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    a grape
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,143 Member
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    I teaspoon of sugar free Jell-O.
  • TexasTroy
    TexasTroy Posts: 477 Member
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    half of a fruit flavored LifeSavor candy:)
  • meeka472
    meeka472 Posts: 283 Member
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    One chew on a piece of sugar free gum.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
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    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....

    then eat half!!

    But that's .75 calories! What do I do about the last .25? =(

    Eat 2/3 of the tic tac and you'll be set.
  • xoMeaghan
    xoMeaghan Posts: 175
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    4 chocolate chip cookies
    1 slice of ice cream cake
    2 donuts - glazed of course
    a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
    and half an apple. dipped in caramel.
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
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    a chia seed
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
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    4 chocolate chip cookies
    1 slice of ice cream cake
    2 donuts - glazed of course
    a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
    and half an apple. dipped in caramel.

    Where do you buy these magic foods that I presume taste amazing and have no calories?
  • Cameo530
    Cameo530 Posts: 155 Member
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    4 chocolate chip cookies
    1 slice of ice cream cake
    2 donuts - glazed of course
    a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
    and half an apple. dipped in caramel.

    Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!

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