Hate your Job?

GorillaEsq
GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
After a particularly awful day at the courthouse, I thought it might be fun to brainstorm on a few career changes. Thus, list your current job, and a few "dream jobs" thereafter.

I'll start.

Current Job:
Corporate compliance attorney / mediator

Dream Jobs:
Cabana boy
Porn-star ninja
Sports bra
King of my own island that is only inhabited by nymphomaniac supermodels

Keep being awesome...
Happy Monday

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  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
    Current job:
    Stay at home mama

    Dream job:
    Embalmer (I worked in a funeral home and loved every second of it)
    Actress
    Writer


    I don't hate my current job, I have great kids that are fairly easy- but I do miss my work life. I've been home for a year now. It feels like Groundhog Day, every day.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Current Job: Web support for a broken website, hotline answerer for the #'s on our vehicles, and a partridge and a pear tree.



    Dream Job: Brunette Erin Andrews
    Restaurant owner
    The next big 33 year old supermodel(hahaha)
  • chelovik
    chelovik Posts: 200 Member
    Current Job
    Registered Nurse.....Critical care


    Dream Jobs
    Multi bilion dollar winner on the pwrball so I don't have to work
    consultant for DILFNESS HGH....Hell Getting Handsome brand clothing
    Line server at chipotle
    casher at Menchies

    LOL
  • lookingforsomething
    lookingforsomething Posts: 86
    Current job:
    Admin officer at a heavy haulage truck company

    Deam job:
    puppy patter - play with all the cute puppies all day - and I mean the four leg type
    taste tester - only if I never got fat!
    massage tester - sothey can try a new technique on me each day
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Line server at chipotle
    That could work....
  • flobeedoodle
    flobeedoodle Posts: 176 Member
    Current job:
    Research assistant (code monkey)

    Dream job:
    Professional mattress tester
    Napsite evaluator
    User experience expert (sleep experience specialization)
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Current job:
    Dental Assistant for an Orthodontist

    Dream job:
    To work at Obscura Antiques In NYC
    Make-up artist for The Walking Dead
    Fluffer for a porn star ninja
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Fluffer for a porn star ninja
    When can you interview?
  • flobeedoodle
    flobeedoodle Posts: 176 Member
    :beaten like a recalcitrant cabana boy:
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
    Current job: scientist/ research assistant professor

    Dream jobs: scientist with unlimited funding and no need to apply for a grant ever again.

    Other dream jobs: massage therapist, belly dancer, cake decorator (mmmm)
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Fluffer for a porn star ninja
    When can you interview?

    I was hoping to just get hired on the spot. I have to interview?
  • Cathcandoo
    Cathcandoo Posts: 107 Member
    Currently: Graphic Designer/Social Media Marketing Director

    Fantasy Job: To Be the Nympho Supermodel Queen to the King of Gorilla Island....kinda has a nice ring to it....
  • Invictus195
    Invictus195 Posts: 112
    Fluffer for a porn star ninja
    When can you interview?

    I was hoping to just get hired on the spot. I have to interview?

    LAUGHING MY *kitten* OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Invictus195
    Invictus195 Posts: 112
    Current Job:
    Supervisor over 747 sections at a local aerospace plant

    Dream Jobs:
    Fluff boy to the fluff girls on King of Gorilla Island
  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
    Current job:
    Dental Assistant for an Orthodontist

    Dream job:
    To work at Obscura Antiques In NYC
    Make-up artist for The Walking Dead
    Fluffer for a porn star ninja

    I was an Ortho assistant for 2.5 years. That..... I do not miss. At all. Not even a smidge.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,407 Member
    Current Job:
    stay at home mom, aka the cook, the maid, the landscaper, the doctor, the nurse, the napkin, the super hot nympho chick i married(currently on strike), the transport driver, and the mechanic........(why cant he even change a tire?)

    Dream Jobs:
    carnie(i used to be one....i love people watching)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Fantasy Job: To Be the Nympho Supermodel Queen to the King of Gorilla Island....kinda has a nice ring to it....
    Solid logic. Hard to find an argument against it.
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
    current job: Veterinary technician

    dream job: Kickboxing. Sport of the future. :)
  • denezy
    denezy Posts: 573 Member
    I am a professional talker, pointer and smiler, life is good.

    Don't hate me.
  • PicNic00
    PicNic00 Posts: 269 Member
    Current Job : Medicare Fraud Analyst

    Dream Job : Stay at home Mommy
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    Current job: medical billing specialist.

    Dream job: Powerball winner. Professional birdwatcher. Professional bass fisher. Professional Latin dancer.
  • elishazf
    elishazf Posts: 332 Member
    Current Job: Meat Cutter (Butcher essentially)

    Dream Jobs: Store Manager
    District Manager
    Musician
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Current Job:
    Convenience store "worker" I don't actually work I just stand behind the register and talk to the customers that come in the store.

    Dream job:
    To be catered by the Cabana boy ;0)
    To have my own private island and have hot men in loin cloths cater to my every want and need
    Date a rockstar
  • TheSpicyMermaid
    TheSpicyMermaid Posts: 279 Member
    Current job: Veterinary receptionist/clients' emotional trash can.

    Dream job ideas:
    -Ballerina
    -Same thing I do now but without talking to humans
    -Housewife
    -Roller Derby
    -Personal Organizer

    These are not in order.
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
    Current job:
    Unemployed (just graduated).

    Dream job:
    Anything that pays really, but:
    Travel writer.
    Travel photographer/videographer.
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