Random Thoughts

ravenwcatz

My (albeit extremely athletic) Mister is seven inches taller than me, and only weighs 19 pounds more than I do. I didn't even think a 6ft tall dude *could* weigh 155 and not look emaciated.

ravenwcatz

hahah this is hilarious it's korean. eeeeeeeeeehh sexy ladyyy stuck in my head.

Will be him for Halloween. Think people will know who I am?

Yup. The song's now pandemically viral. I love when it comes on the radio driving through Knoxville. I roll down the windows and blow everybody's sense of calm clear away.

This started playing when I was about a block from work yesterday. My first reaction is "HOW ARE THEY PLAYING THIS IN AMERICA??" and then I cranked it up and sat in the parking lot thrashing around like a weirdo.

aerochic42

I found a purple pen in the office supplies today. Score.

Angie_1991

I wonder what kind of undies he's wearing.

IrishMc

6 hours seventeen minutes 'til Happy Hour.

_Bob_

cwanek726

Thinking about getting a new.......um..........toy (cleanest way I can put it), any favs?

wanchai massager - I think It's spelled that way.. Fantastic!

IrishMc

Frank

d_Mode

I'm beginning to log on to MFP more than facebook...

Thena81

I ate half my salad to find out that the cucumbers where fuzzy and mushy. Am I going to die?

yes...eventually...but probably not from that.

lmao!

jericamom

when people use hashtags in a facebook post, i want to punch them (the people, not the hashtags)

this is just one of the reasons I want to punch people.

tat2dmrsgrimm

Why do we call the device that washes our clothes a Washing Machine, but the device that dries them is just the Dryer?

afv417

Thinking about getting a new.......um..........toy (cleanest way I can put it), any favs?

Disco stick and Mr. Dependable. Among other fabulous ones.

hikeout470

where the heck am I going to store all of these linens? frick

twinmom14ek

what if every time someone said, "**** me" out of exasperation,frustration or anger, they meant it?

Then I'd be sore from this morning's workout in a totally different way...

lamoursuffit

First you inhale the bacteria, but it has to be from someone that's in the active stage. And then the spirochete screw themselves into your lungs and withdraw into their shells to hide out from antibodies, and then they lie in wait. And then one day, maybe a week later and maybe years down the road, BOOM you have tuberculosis. And then you're quarantined and put on 4 different kinds of antibiotics which are Rifampin, INH, Pyrazinamide, Streptomycin and maybe Mayambutol, depending, for up to 18 months, also depending. Or, they can cause large masses that show up on an xray looking like lung cancer, and then when they do a biopsy they realize it's infectious material. And then once your PPD is positive, it's positive for life, meaning if you're in the healthcare profession, they have to do a chest xray every year rather than a PPD, because, well, it'd be positive.

lamoursuffit

in france, do they call french fries just fries?


or is it chips?

wait... that's england, right? what do they call chips? crisps?

does america have something called "crisps?" i feel like we do.

In France, since they speak French, they call them frites. So neither.

wolverine66

in france, do they call french fries just fries?


or is it chips?

wait... that's england, right? what do they call chips? crisps?

does america have something called "crisps?" i feel like we do.

In France, since they speak French, they call them frites. So neither.

holy **** they speak French in France? Are other people aware of this? Man... mind BLOWN.


I thought it was obvious that I was asking about the translation of the word they use to the words we use. For example, they don't say the word "hello," but they say a word that means "hello" (salut).

I apologize for the confusion and the dripping sarcasm.

verptwerp

if I don't stop reading, I'm gonna be late for work :laugh:

Cyngen

Time is not linear, it's all weebly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

FitSid

Why'd they have to end Eureka? Why do all the good shows end?

BamsieEkhaya

I need to think of a low cal. dinner...but its friday, chinese is open till late
*kitten* its nearly time for hollyoaks and I still haven't eaten

twinmom14ek

eeeeeehh sexy ladyyyy..op op op oppan Gangnam style!!!

I have no idea what this whole Gangnam thing is, and I'm okay with it.

lamoursuffit

in france, do they call french fries just fries?


or is it chips?

wait... that's england, right? what do they call chips? crisps?

does america have something called "crisps?" i feel like we do.

In France, since they speak French, they call them frites. So neither.

holy **** they speak French in France? Are other people aware of this? Man... mind BLOWN.


I thought it was obvious that I was asking about the translation of the word they use to the words we use. For example, they don't say the word "hello," but they say a word that means "hello" (salut).

I apologize for the confusion and the dripping sarcasm.

It's still neither. They don't call them that. Our translation is fries, but that's not what they're called.


Good job being a jack *kitten* though.

crw72209

Squirrel!!!

wtfusernameisnttaken

If random food items taste like chicken, what exactly does chicken taste like?

PittShkr

Something like this.....

capnrus789

Squirrel!!!

Gasp! He wears the cone of shame!

bella24xo

i really hope it doesnt rain on sunday because i am going the Giants Vs Browns game

capnrus789

Oh my gravy. Just saw Cadbury Scream Eggs at the store. My nemesis! Evil, evil, evil orb of sugar!