Crazy things said/done on 1st date!!
I am bored and thinking about some of the awful first dates I have had in the past year and thought it would be fun to share those "WTF moments" we have all had.
The classic that happened to me was when my date (LITERALLY) asked me, "Do you wanna take a nap in the back of my jeep?" I totally laughed and thought he was joking at first. Unfortunately, he was dead serious because he said he was tired but didn't want to end the date. He was also the genius who tried to argue with me that tanning beds don't increase your likelihood of getting skin cancer. *FACE PALM*. Needless to say, I never saw him again. :noway:
The classic that happened to me was when my date (LITERALLY) asked me, "Do you wanna take a nap in the back of my jeep?" I totally laughed and thought he was joking at first. Unfortunately, he was dead serious because he said he was tired but didn't want to end the date. He was also the genius who tried to argue with me that tanning beds don't increase your likelihood of getting skin cancer. *FACE PALM*. Needless to say, I never saw him again. :noway:
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I went on a movie date with this guy, I met him at the movies (THANK GOD.) I paid for my own ticket, he just stepped in front of me and got himself one ticket and then stared at me while I got mine. I should've walked then, not because I had to pay for my own ticket, but because he literally just stood there and stared at me and looked in my wallet to see the kind of cash I had.
After we went to the movie, AFTER he awkwardly tried to put his arm around me and on my leg.... he tried to get me to sneak into another movie! "We already paid for one. Might as well go to another while we're here!" I nearly died. I told him I couldn't and that I had to go and so he followed me to the parking lot and I told him I was fine to walk alone, thanks for meeting up with me and I never spoke to him again. Ugh. The worst.0 -
Just off the top of my head, was out on a date, and the dinner went well enough, and she invited me into her place. Not only was she crazy cat lady (had 7 cats...smelled lovely in there!), but she was also creppy doll woman. A spare room was just all filled with various dolls of all shapes and sizes all neatly lined up or in poses/settings (like a tea party). Left within 2 minutes of walking into the house, and never looked back!!0
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Lmfao......this is gonna be short and sweet. Went to ladies house to go out, she asked if I wanted a sandwich? While she was asking a roach ran across the counter, and she kept cutting her bread like tht was normal. Then I noticed she had dead roaches on the wall in her thermostat. Not to mention her sister was breast feeding while all this was going on. Then she asked where we were going? I said I'm going home!!! I thought I was in the twilight zone0
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I was on a 1st date with a guy when his phone rang. Not only did he answer it but said...
"what's up man. nothing just sitting with this female"
Um no second date. LOL!0 -
Just off the top of my head, was out on a date, and the dinner went well enough, and she invited me into her place. Not only was she crazy cat lady (had 7 cats...smelled lovely in there!), but she was also creppy doll woman. A spare room was just all filled with various dolls of all shapes and sizes all neatly lined up or in poses/settings (like a tea party). Left within 2 minutes of walking into the house, and never looked back!!
You're very lucky you made it out of there with your life, boss! That's some freaky *kitten*.0 -
I had a girl one time that was like watching paint dry. She said that getting along and having a lot to talk about is overrated. I was like wow really? lol0
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I took a pretty young lady out once on a first date....nice dinner...good conversation....on the way home she started telling me her life story...then started crying....cried for the next 15 minutes........long story short....7yrs later, I'm married to her
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LOL these are hilarious. I had a guy recently tell me AFTER the 1st date (same day) that he thinks i'd make a great mother and if "that happened he'd be okay with it"...::crickets:: :noway: his intentions weren't the least bit obvious (/sarcasm)
p.s. no, we didn't, btw...0 -
The best... as in most disturbing... was the woman who told me that she was so lonely that she would set three places at her table for dinner. One was for her and the other two were for her dogs.
I did not go home with her to meet them, by the way.0 -
oneof my first dates... was a woman pretending to be man..... Talked like a man looked like a man smelled like a man... when we sat down att he table withn minutes he stretched and bam there were boobs! he said umm I think there is something I need to tell ya...hmm you think?>>lol0
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A guy I had known for only a month tried to say, "I love you" on the first date. Um, no thanks. Not quite there yet. I explained I wasn't ready, he promised to back off, and we went on a few more dates because he seemed sweet, and he practically begged me to give it another chance. When I wasn't feeling anything after a few weeks, I broke up with him and was very straightforward and as kind as I could be about it. He went around telling everyone what I horrible heart breaker I was.0
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Had sex backyard of my aunts house on the ground, first day I met him to. I was young and didn't know any better, haha. We talked online Myspace a lot, and now we're married...:blushing:0
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ive never had a bad one....like a camellion i adapt to my surroundings.....i also dont have many dates0
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A guy took me bowling on a first date. Proceeded to pick me up in his jeep, and drive like an absolute lunatic to the boowling alley (skidding in the parking lot, making a complete circle....not funny). Anyways, when we get there (it's a seventies-style bowling alley), he proceeds to take out his own bowling ball & bowling shoes... we played a string, and he threw a strike every single time. This would be moderately weird, except he continuously made fun of me for not being of the same...ahem...caliber.
To top of my night of weirdness, he told me he was into yoga, then proceeded to do yoga poses in the middle of the bowling alley for all to see. I declined the offer of a second string, pounded a few glasses of wine, and told him I didn't feel safe getting in his car on the way home (he had pounded more glasses of wine, which I paid for). Got in a cab and left. Then fielded calls for three weeks about what was "wrong with him" and why we couldn't go out again.
I wish I was making any of this up!!0 -
I had a girl one time that was like watching paint dry. She said that getting along and having a lot to talk about is overrated. I was like wow really? lol
LMAO0 -
Went to a guys' house for a Monday Night football game...during which he fell asleep. I started walking out when he woke up and asked where I was going? Umm..yeah. Stimulating evening there...0
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The guy went on to be one of my best friends but we tried dating before that. He spent the whole time talking about his at the time ex-girlfriend and then at dinner he spilled his wine all down the front of me. Getting in the car to come home he closed the door on my ankle. Needless to say we never dated again and I am really happy his ex took him back.0
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Lmfao......this is gonna be short and sweet. Went to ladies house to go out, she asked if I wanted a sandwich? While she was asking a roach ran across the counter, and she kept cutting her bread like tht was normal. Then I noticed she had dead roaches on the wall in her thermostat. Not to mention her sister was breast feeding while all this was going on. Then she asked where we were going? I said I'm going home!!! I thought I was in the twilight zone
that is just pure nasty ! eurghh *shivers*0 -
Just off the top of my head, was out on a date, and the dinner went well enough, and she invited me into her place. Not only was she crazy cat lady (had 7 cats...smelled lovely in there!), but she was also creppy doll woman. A spare room was just all filled with various dolls of all shapes and sizes all neatly lined up or in poses/settings (like a tea party). Left within 2 minutes of walking into the house, and never looked back!!
Seriously, people really have creepy doll rooms? wow lol0 -
That sounds so sad, but also can be totally gross.The best... as in most disturbing... was the woman who told me that she was so lonely that she would set three places at her table for dinner. One was for her and the other two were for her dogs.
I did not go home with her to meet them, by the way.0 -
ROTFL!!! I don't really have any stories to contribute, but please keep them coming. :laugh: I'm about to dip my toe back into the dating pool so these are extra funny to me.0
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One guy I dated was telling me how his friend likes to show off his gf and how she is a gold digger. And then he started saying that he wants a gold digger. Really????
And another time, I laughed in a guy's face when he was leaning over to kiss good night in his car. I wasn't being mean, but he had a big SUV, and there was a big gap/space between the seats and I was slipping off as I was leaning over. Oops.0 -
Lmfao......this is gonna be short and sweet. Went to ladies house to go out, she asked if I wanted a sandwich? While she was asking a roach ran across the counter, and she kept cutting her bread like tht was normal. Then I noticed she had dead roaches on the wall in her thermostat. Not to mention her sister was breast feeding while all this was going on. Then she asked where we were going? I said I'm going home!!! I thought I was in the twilight zone
OMG! MFP so needs a like button!0 -
On a first date once a guy asked me a load of questions like...
SALT & VINEGAR OR CHEESE AND ONION?
COMEDY OR HORROR?
etc etc
He was like well you've answered 8/10 right, I guess I can deal with you liking salt and vinegar crisps just as long as you dont eat them in front of me, I like to cry during comedies I hope you dont mind, I cant stand the sight of red sauce so you will ever be allowed eat it in front of me.
He then asked if I wanted to meet his parents for lunch the next day to which I replied:
"Eh could you drop me home now??!"......................
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New Years eve, we went to a party...all my friends were there, we were mingling & having a good time, right? About 11:30 he says, lets go to the Longhorn, I haven't been there in years! (I'm thinking, yeah b/c its the only place in town that you can get a beer & herpes all at once!) but I was trying to be nice. We went....and joined 2 pathetic individuals who didn't have New Years eve dates! When the clock struck 12, he raised his glass & said Happy New Year, you ready to go home? So let me get this straight, we leave a party where they're about to do fireworks & REALLY start celebrating to come to this hole in the wall dump?!? HELL YES I wanna go home!!!0
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Other than going on a date with a guy who wouldn't shut up and then opposite of that with a guy who wouldn't dare say a word...I really can't say I had anything weird happen. There was one guy who took me out on a date and then as conversation started, I asked AGAIN if he was single (probably wrong timing...but I had asked before we got to the date part). He paused and my eyes got big because right then I knew he wasn't. He said yes that he was married with 4 children. As I stared at him for a moment he leaned over and tried to kiss me. I got up and left.0
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New Years eve, we went to a party...all my friends were there, we were mingling & having a good time, right? About 11:30 he says, lets go to the Longhorn, I haven't been there in years! (I'm thinking, yeah b/c its the only place in town that you can get a beer & herpes all at once!) but I was trying to be nice. We went....and joined 2 pathetic individuals who didn't have New Years eve dates! When the clock struck 12, he raised his glass & said Happy New Year, you ready to go home? So let me get this straight, we leave a party where they're about to do fireworks & REALLY start celebrating to come to this hole in the wall dump?!? HELL YES I wanna go home!!!
I would have asked him to take me back to the party! LOL0 -
:huh: And you didn't think to ask this before you went on a date?There was one guy who took me out on a date and then as conversation started, I asked AGAIN if he was single (probably wrong timing...but I had asked before we got to the date part). He paused and my eyes got big because right then I knew he wasn't. He said yes that he was married with 4 children. As I stared at him for a moment he leaned over and tried to kiss me. I got up and left.0 -
I was on a first date with this guy and we were in his car on the way to dinner. At the stoplight there was a homeless man asking for money. I was raised to always give money to the homeless, so I asked my date to roll down his window. My date looked at me like I had three heads, saying there was no way he was going to do that. So I rolled down my window and gave the homeless man the money. My date was so pissy about the whole thing that I wrote him off there and then.0
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Known the guy for a while and he asked me to see a movie - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. All throughout the movie, he was really very quiet which is not usually his normal self. After the movie, I was ranting about how awesome the movie was and asked him if he liked it. He said that it was okay and that he didn't really understood the movie because it was in Chinese. I said there were subtitles. He said "I know but I can't really read that fast". Oops!
Oh, I have another one
Went out with this guy I met online and we went to an arcade. He asked me if I like playing video games and I said I do. He bragged that he's an amazing Tekken player so naturally we went to play Tekken -- beat 3 times in a row and I swear I wasn't even trying! He got so pissed he kicked the Tekken machine really hard and started limping away from me. Then he said he's going to redeem himself so he asked me to play air hockey. Beat him again then he threw the paddle on the floor and walked out. I stayed and used up the rest of the tokens he gave me LOL!0
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