Favarite Seinfeld quote

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  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
    "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." --George

    This is my fav^

    Another good one: "I try one more call, the machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony."
  • kliermann
    kliermann Posts: 514
    "Gimmie the rye you old bag"
  • OhLibra
    OhLibra Posts: 221 Member
    There are so many! :smile: :smile: :smile: But you know I am fond of SERENITY NOW :laugh:

    Are you supposed to yell it? :bigsmile:
  • OhLibra
    OhLibra Posts: 221 Member
    It's a Festivus miracle.
  • kliermann
    kliermann Posts: 514
    "Fungicide...fungus???" 0_o
  • kliermann
    kliermann Posts: 514
    SERENITY NOW, insanity later....
  • OhLibra
    OhLibra Posts: 221 Member
    People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    9 years of great quotes. Best sitcom ever!

    George Costanza: Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

    Elaine: All right, let's go, I'll give you half an hour.
    Jerry: You're serious?
    Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
    Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I use "Serenity now!" on a daily basis. People look at me so strangely when I say that. Ha ha! I also love George's mom when she catches George...uh..you know...and she says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!" Gotta love Estelle! :laugh:
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    "KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN" - George
  • missyj1115
    missyj1115 Posts: 1,220 Member
    "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." ~ Jerry
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    Kramer losing the bet over who is 'master of his universe'..
    "I'M OUT !!!!!" as he slams money on the table.
  • UrbanLotus
    UrbanLotus Posts: 1,163 Member
    Too many to choose from! Here are some of my favorites:

    "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" -George (cue the rest of them looking at each other like WTF?)

    "In all the pictures of all the immigrants coming into new york harbor, not one of them had a pony!"

    "He took it out??"
    "It"
    "It?"
    "Out."
    "Out??"

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