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Tell me a joke, mr. Jokey Jokester!
Give me your best shot. I'll start.
So this old man is on his death bed. His family is there with him to say their last goodbyes. First is his eldest son, a strapping young lad with a bright future ahead of him. He puts his hand on his father's shoulder and says goodbye. Next is his daughter, a beautiful, young girl with long flowing hair. She kisses him on the cheek and says goodbye. Then his youngest son stands next to him. He's bucktoothed, inbred looking with a bushy unibrow and stands there for a minute looking stupid. Then his wife comes to say goodbye and he says to his wife looking at his youngest son, "please, just be honest with me this one time before I die. Is he really mine?". The wife says, "He is yours without a doubt. This I swear." and with that the man dies. Then the wife says, "Whew! That was close. Thank god he didn't ask about the other two!".
So this old man is on his death bed. His family is there with him to say their last goodbyes. First is his eldest son, a strapping young lad with a bright future ahead of him. He puts his hand on his father's shoulder and says goodbye. Next is his daughter, a beautiful, young girl with long flowing hair. She kisses him on the cheek and says goodbye. Then his youngest son stands next to him. He's bucktoothed, inbred looking with a bushy unibrow and stands there for a minute looking stupid. Then his wife comes to say goodbye and he says to his wife looking at his youngest son, "please, just be honest with me this one time before I die. Is he really mine?". The wife says, "He is yours without a doubt. This I swear." and with that the man dies. Then the wife says, "Whew! That was close. Thank god he didn't ask about the other two!".
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