Embarrassing situations..................

RubyWare

I recently had an extremely embarrassing situation ....

Myself and my co-workers were heading back from lunch. A gentleman from a group walking in front of us stopped and was holding the door. One of my friends got held up at the guard station. I had already made eye contact, thanked him and was stepping back while looking over at my friend to check her progress. I assumed he passed on through as I reached for the door to keep it from closing.

Unbeknownst to me he was still there and I grabbed a big handful of his manly bits. I looked/stared at my hand, still full of manly bits, then looked at him ... and finally managed to release said bits while mumbling "I'm sooo sorry" or something along those lines ….. I'm not sure if he said anything, what with all the blood rushing to my face and temporary deafness due said blood rushing, but he did smile and nod to me as he walked on his merry way. :blushing:

While I'm sure this all transpired in a matter of seconds it felt like a slow motion eternity . Needless to say my so called friends (still love them) tease me often. Also, I've been avoiding the offices, floors and elevator's on that side of the building on the chance that I'll run into him again. :embarassed:

Anyone else have embarrassing situations to share?

Dub_D

That's a great story lol

laura_lynn66

I boobed a man once...walking down the hall at work I wasn't looking ahead and I was coming around the corner and totally brushed my boobs across his chest and arm...my friend walking with me said "you totally just boobed the maintenance guy"
Every time I saw him after that it was very awkward...super religious guy, too of course!

BeeElMarvin

I recently had an extremely embarrassing situation ....

Myself and my co-workers were heading back from lunch. A gentleman from a group walking in front of us stopped and was holding the door. One of my friends got held up at the guard station. I had already made eye contact, thanked him and was stepping back while looking over at my friend to check her progress. I assumed he passed on through as I reached for the door to keep it from closing.

Unbeknownst to me he was still there and I grabbed a big handful of his manly bits. I looked/stared at my hand, still full of manly bits, then looked at him ... and finally managed to release said bits while mumbling "I'm sooo sorry" or something along those lines ….. I'm not sure if he said anything, what with all the blood rushing to my face and temporary deafness due said blood rushing, but he did smile and nod to me as he walked on his merry way. :blushing:

While I'm sure this all transpired in a matter of seconds it felt like a slow motion eternity . Needless to say my so called friends (still love them) tease me often. Also, I've been avoiding the offices, floors and elevator's on that side of the building on the chance that I'll run into him again. :embarassed:

Anyone else have embarrassing situations to share?

That's the only reason we always hold the door.

RubyWare

A guy friend had a woman sit on his hand while we were riding in the elevator recently. He was leaning against the wall and had rested his hand on the handrail. She backed right up and proceeded to make herself comfortable. He was frozen ... I was chuckling. I told him he should have wiggled his fingers and she would have moved lol :bigsmile:

Cliffslosinit

Didn't wash your hand for 3 days. Did you!? hahaha

rossi02

When I was pregnant with my first child, I had reached the point of needing maternity shirts, but they still fit a little awkward on me. During a meeting with my boss and his 3 other direct reports (all men), I noticed they would no longer look my way. Which is odd, because the group was wonderful about including everyone in the discussion. I looked down at my notes to make sure I had captured all the action items when I noticed that my entire left boob was hanging out of my shirt. I had my bra on, but the neckline had opened up more when I sat down and draped down. I quickly "fixed' the issue and no one ever said a word about it (not to me anyway), they know how easily I get embarrassed. From that point on, I wore nursing cami's under all my maternity shirts.

BeeElMarvin

When I was pregnant with my first child, I had reached the point of needing maternity shirts, but they still fit a little awkward on me. During a meeting with my boss and his 3 other direct reports (all men), I noticed they would no longer look my way. Which is odd, because the group was wonderful about including everyone in the discussion. I looked down at my notes to make sure I had captured all the action items when I noticed that my entire left boob was hanging out of my shirt. I had my bra on, but the neckline had opened up more when I sat down and draped down. I quickly "fixed' the issue and no one ever said a word about it (not to me anyway), they know how easily I get embarrassed. From that point on, I wore nursing cami's under all my maternity shirts.

pictures?

RubyWare

Didn't wash your hand for 3 days. Did you!? hahaha

I'm pretty sure it was less than 3 days :happy:

RubyWare

When I was pregnant with my first child, I had reached the point of needing maternity shirts, but they still fit a little awkward on me. During a meeting with my boss and his 3 other direct reports (all men), I noticed they would no longer look my way. Which is odd, because the group was wonderful about including everyone in the discussion. I looked down at my notes to make sure I had captured all the action items when I noticed that my entire left boob was hanging out of my shirt. I had my bra on, but the neckline had opened up more when I sat down and draped down. I quickly "fixed' the issue and no one ever said a word about it (not to me anyway), they know how easily I get embarrassed. From that point on, I wore nursing cami's under all my maternity shirts.

Your story is definitely more embarassing. :flowerforyou: At least mine was a total stranger that I'll hopefully never see again. Kind of funny to think about how uncomfortable your co-workers were though having to look anywhere and everywhere but at you. :laugh:

Birdie

My hubby and I went to Clarksville Tennessee to visit some friends. We stayed at a hotel just off the highway. From our room you couldn't see anything but the roof covering the pool area, a huge field and the highway off in the distance. So on our anniversary we were enjoying some afternoon delight when I thought I heard a whistle sound. I looked over and there were 3 guys standing on the roof right outside our window and more coming up the ladder! I made my hubby just up and close the curtains. For the rest of the trip I was embarassed anytime I saw the staff and prayed that maybe they wouldn't recognise me with clothes on.

rossi02

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When I was pregnant with my first child, I had reached the point of needing maternity shirts, but they still fit a little awkward on me. During a meeting with my boss and his 3 other direct reports (all men), I noticed they would no longer look my way. Which is odd, because the group was wonderful about including everyone in the discussion. I looked down at my notes to make sure I had captured all the action items when I noticed that my entire left boob was hanging out of my shirt. I had my bra on, but the neckline had opened up more when I sat down and draped down. I quickly "fixed' the issue and no one ever said a word about it (not to me anyway), they know how easily I get embarrassed. From that point on, I wore nursing cami's under all my maternity shirts.

pictures?

HA! If there had been any, I would have destroyed them!

Litlbeast

I boobed a man once...walking down the hall at work I wasn't looking ahead and I was coming around the corner and totally brushed my boobs across his chest and arm...my friend walking with me said "you totally just boobed the maintenance guy"
Every time I saw him after that it was very awkward...super religious guy, too of course!

Haha first time I've heard 'boob' used as a verb, hilarious.