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because of the very hot..0
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dance tracks blasting from my....0
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voices inside its head. Immediately0
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saying to take it easy0
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because of the obvious abuse0
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and to watch out for0
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the other squid, it decided0
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to turn itself inside out0
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and somehow it became a0
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beautiful flowering tree with some0
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rashers of bacon dangling temptingly0
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below. Glistening in the sunrise,0
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but it knew that it0
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was not to be eaten0
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So ignoring the temptation of0
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the talking chicken who taunted0
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him for walking around naked0
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...he put his pants on...0
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and in the pocket was0
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a smashed peanut butter cup0
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with lint on it. He0
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gasped, realizing he wanted the0
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Lint, it was tasty, but he didn't like the..0
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way it felt in his...0
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mouth all yucky and slippery...0
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but he ate it anyway.0
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Almost puking, he runs into0
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the men's room and then0
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dies right then and there.0
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Within his casket he stirs..0
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