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Swissmiss

because of the very hot..

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

dance tracks blasting from my....

havetubawilltravel

voices inside its head. Immediately

Swissmiss

saying to take it easy

Barbsunshine7

because of the obvious abuse

Swissmiss

and to watch out for

amberlynnreachingthe200s

the other squid, it decided

smelons

to turn itself inside out

amberlynnreachingthe200s

and somehow it became a

Swissmiss

beautiful flowering tree with some

smelons

rashers of bacon dangling temptingly

delicious_cocktail

below. Glistening in the sunrise,

arcana7609

but it knew that it

Swissmiss

was not to be eaten

Barbsunshine7

So ignoring the temptation of

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

the talking chicken who taunted

smelons

him for walking around naked

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

...he put his pants on...

smelons

and in the pocket was

Swissmiss

a smashed peanut butter cup

Barbsunshine7

with lint on it. He

amberlynnreachingthe200s

gasped, realizing he wanted the

Carolinejayne17

Lint, it was tasty, but he didn't like the..

My3Sons1051

way it felt in his...

Shirley61

mouth all yucky and slippery...

Barbsunshine7

but he ate it anyway.

amberlynnreachingthe200s

Almost puking, he runs into

Swissmiss

the men's room and then

amberlynnreachingthe200s

dies right then and there.

arcana7609

Within his casket he stirs..