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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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You can hit on Grandma0
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I looked twice, said "naw"0
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and wore my red cape0
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out on our second date...........(lol)0
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to Thursday night Bingo Hall0
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yelling "Bingo" before I saw0
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next to del mar beach0
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she tongue tied my speech0
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and I untied her sneakers0
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her feet made me weaker........0
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and I said , Lets Disco0
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at the beach?............... let's go!0
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he wore an afro wig0
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and fell asleep I did.....................(g2g nap, bye)0
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she pulled a-blanket over him (bye)0
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But instead of leaving she0
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pulled the blanket back and0
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Took what was left of0
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the beach sand and shook0
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his unopened can of pop0
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until I woke up n-shock!0
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to find a lobster hanging0
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from the under carriage of...........0
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my under pants but no...0
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reason to get to excited...........0
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because I cooked it into...0
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a lovely dinner for two,0
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If I had some cooconuts0
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a knock at the door0
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well who could it be?0
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