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tlangenfeld

play in the wild flowers

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

while nettles cut his his

DainaLC

freshly shaven and muscular calves

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Phenylethylamine_Phreak

as he tried to impress

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her with his ability to...

Barbsunshine7

juggle apples while sipping cider

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

without using his feet! He

tlangenfeld

whislted dixie under the moon

obrientp

then drove her back home

DainaLC

before she turned into a...

Shirley61

wicked witch and set a

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

spell on his winkie causing

tlangenfeld

undo discomfort and alot of

DainaLC

discoloration which can't be good...

SunKissed1989

but he had a plan

DainaLC

to seek out the witch...

Barbsunshine7

and cure his poor winkie.

starlaca

Finally it was cured, so

havetubawilltravel

licking his eyebrows, he sought

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A partner to help with

havetubawilltravel

tax returns and erectile dysfunction

aprildaguilar

There was pulling and numbers

zenalasca

It was gonna get weird.

zenalasca

oh btw, just to summarise the last page with some punctuation...

while nettles cut his his freshly shaven and muscular calves and wrapped firmly around his neck, he tried to impress her with his ability to juggle apples while sipping cider without using his feet. He then whistled dixie under the moon and drove her back home.

However, she turned into a wicked witch, setting spell on his winkie. This caused undo discomfort and a lot of discolouration. Which can't be good. But he had a plan: To seek out the witch in order to cure his poor winkie.

After an oddly comical and overdrawn quest, it was finally cured. Licking his eyebrows, he sought a partner to help with tax returns and erectile dysfunction. There was pulling and numbers. It was gonna get weird.

havetubawilltravel

"Gonna???" he thought, "Already there."

aprildaguilar

It all felt so right

havetubawilltravel

(but weird) that the giraffe

DainaLC

chewed up his 1099 and...

havetubawilltravel

listed himself as a deduction