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scented oils and an oatmeal

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scrub. Then he ate at

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Kfc and gobbled the chicken

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up. Right after a blue

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convertible drove by, he looked

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menacingly at me, while I

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winked at his girlfriend and

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ate a giant burrito. So

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anyway,later that day I

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walked to the sex shop

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to find myself a large

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pair of bifocals. Then the

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strangest thing happened,a midget

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wearing a tutu ran from

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a woman in an ascot

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and gloves. She had to

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wash a lasagna, and drive

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to Canada for a hot........

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sandwich and free health care.

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because the midget had poked

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a vagrant in the eye

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with half a bagel covered

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in velvet cream cheese. Then

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I had an idea,I

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sprinted out the door and

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jumped in to my new

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big wheels and gave a

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minute to think about what

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that lasagna was made out

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of. I'm not sure if