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awareness course he'd signed up

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for a big surprise which

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the Queen new what exactly

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his true intentions were toward

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Cheetos! after all it's her

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favourite past time meal that

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she always eats when she

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cant get her hands on

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her fav drink which is

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a martini which is shaken

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then discarded in favor of

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the original absinthe flavoured peanuts

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Crazy with absinthe hallucinations, the

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weary man reached for an

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30mm oyster gun, or so

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he thought, grabbing instead a

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barmaids' nose while shouting "Down

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the river, down the stream!"

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he carried on a little way

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until the barmaid screamed. Making

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and then cry for help

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stare at the barmaid wondering

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what to drink when she

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poured him a mocktail of

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Jimbeam and Coke with a

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vodka chaser. Totally sloshed and

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unable to walk he stumbled

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upon a magic lamp which

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puffed out the letter "Y"

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to which the man thought