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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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if there was a GOD0
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someone would hear her pleas...0
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as she does it everyday0
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like a sad routine where0
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she gets on her knees0
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putting on her wizard robe0
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praying to the porcelain god0
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Hoping that I go quickly0
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So I can get back to0
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telling a very good story.0
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That involves 7 dwarfs and0
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and a large fuzzy bear0
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who decide that the0
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house they live in is0
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too large and fuzzy so0
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He bought an electric razor0
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to trim that fuzzy stuff0
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but instead he ended up0
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snipping his tail off. He0
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cried and cried because now0
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nobody will no he was0
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Really Elvis. So he put0
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put his bedazzled white jumpsuit0
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and went on a hunt0
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for peanut butter and banana0
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but only found a banana0
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but that was ok as0
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he's a hunka hunka burnin'0
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rubber, sawdust, and other various0
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you don't want to know0
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