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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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mouth of the lion statue0
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My mommy always told me0
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never bite the hand that0
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wipes your butt after you0
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sneeze into an open casket0
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no tissues were found nearby0
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So the funeral director shrugged0
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and took gulps of whisky0
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straight from an oak barrel.0
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Branded by Miss Mila Kunis0
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(who by the way is.........0
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actually a short, bald eunuch0
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who lacks social skills, but0
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learning how to twerk).0
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is very easy when you...0
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Knew everthing you ever wanted0
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And learned in a book0
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written by a bald man0
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Who was very badly suicidal0
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because his souffle would flop.0
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But the book held wisdom0
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knowledge and laughter that could0
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kill a horse in a0
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split second of Time. Why0
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", why did you have to0
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ignore the wisdom of the0
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ages and go forward with0
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the journey set before you0
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Greenlighting the Dane Cook script?0
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