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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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Helix , where you can see...0
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the favorite food of the0
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Feared dragon, Morpheus, known for0
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Helping keep the sun hot0
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but his *kitten* creepily cold0
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was the hidden moon, reeking0
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Of JOHNNY Bravo's obnoxious tirades0
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and bad story skills. Morpheus0
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The mighty dragon said, " EXCUSE0
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ME WHILE I FART " just0
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Febreze to the rescue, mate!0
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From beyond the horizon, a0
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circumcision was taking place, " wait0
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What's that smell? It's like0
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rotten eggs from the farm0
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And worst febreeze scent ever!0
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I guess no one knew0
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The Febreze had expired, and0
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that elephants can not wipe0
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Their trunks with a cactus0
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Their trunks with a cactus
which sounds ridiculously painful, so...0 -
they wipe with banished tribesmen0
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Who take their job seriously0
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because they're already banished from0
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The local gargoyle club in0
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Teepee, Texas where the *kitten*0
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Smoke Kush Topless in Palapas0
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More than the wind blows0
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as the sounds of flatulence0
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Ripple through the lush meadows0
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