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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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Nevermind. The magic carpets need0
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a tune up. I'm thinking0
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the genies would like to0
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go see a movie, maybe0
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swim with the dolphins or0
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kill a few hobos! Whatever!0
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Go ahead roll out the0
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red carpet and take my0
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Automatic nose picker over to0
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the robot repair shop immediately!0
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News, Facebook, Love, History, Help0
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Geppetto make a real boy0
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out of these parts, and0
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give him a Twinkie cannon0
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cannon, Geppetto, not penis! What0
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were you thinking, man!
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boy might need one though0
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just not made of twinkies.0
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Give him some nads too0
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From the finest ball bearings.0
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That is when a thundering0
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herd of wild tinkerbells came0
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and cast a magic spell0
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over his magic twinkie cannon0
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automatically fixing the magic carpets0
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that had begun to smoke0
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because of the heat from0
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Friction of getting' it on0
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That is when mermaids showed0
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their knockers, tattooed with a0
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