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In N Out was needed0
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to forgo the pastries and0
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save room for the whipped0
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cheese and cracker sandwiches that0
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would make everyone feel better0
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"Free broccoli all around!" declared0
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but somehow a laxative fell0
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into the main water supply0
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and the entire town pooped.0
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Meanwhile, over at Walmart a0
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toilet paper went on sale.0
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But it had been tainted0
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Both figuratively and literally. It0
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was not attractive. Like so0
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many other skid marks looked0
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horrible and needed to be0
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used for striped paper mache0
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replaced with another type of0
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Shredder or pickle extractor made0
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to meet the needs of0
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the many walruses who are0
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Cursed with impacted pickles up0
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at walrus proctology training camp0
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from beautiful downtown Santa Barbara0
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south to Ventura county line0
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You can smell the place0
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From inside the actual place!0
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But, something really strange happened0
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The bathroom door locked from0
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the splitting of atoms in0
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