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5tevenw

Haney and Pyle are waiting

Raaneve

with platters of piping hot

KristopherK1

Oregano. If only there were

runningforthetrain

some spaghetti. Haney knew that

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he hand mere moments to

5tevenw

hang glide to the kitchen

PurringMyrrh

"...Haney knew that he had mere moments to hang glide to the kitchen..."



before he exploded into confetti.

Raaneve

Rich, delicious confetti flavored with

PurringMyrrh

bacon, bacon, and more bacon.

5tevenw

Meanwhile satan boarded the fentoozler

KristopherK1

and set its coordinates for

5tevenw

Dennys, rotated the faturpalator and

PurringMyrrh

tripped over his own erection.

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Which in turn caused a

PurringMyrrh

ruckus in the ladies' room

5tevenw

due to the premature ejaculation

PurringMyrrh

covering the sink. No time

judykat7

for cleanup. The dogs were

marcon125

chasing their tails and skidding

Raaneve

in the mess, barking wildly.

KristopherK1

And never made it to

Raaneve

a Vega luncheonette where gurgling

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mouthwash was a contest developed

5tevenw

whilst tickling balls under the

Raaneve

Queen's bed. Vigorous champions competed

KristopherK1

. The tournaments would last for

5tevenw

a fortnight untilst the Queen

Primal_Warrior_

Set up a field goal

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guarded by giant carnivorous pumpkins.

Primal_Warrior_

The munchkins were in awe