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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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Haney and Pyle are waiting0
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with platters of piping hot0
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Oregano. If only there were0
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some spaghetti. Haney knew that0
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he hand mere moments to0
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hang glide to the kitchen0
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"...Haney knew that he had mere moments to hang glide to the kitchen..."
before he exploded into confetti.0 -
Rich, delicious confetti flavored with0
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bacon, bacon, and more bacon.0
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Meanwhile satan boarded the fentoozler0
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and set its coordinates for0
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Dennys, rotated the faturpalator and0
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tripped over his own erection.0
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Which in turn caused a0
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ruckus in the ladies' room0
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due to the premature ejaculation0
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covering the sink. No time0
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for cleanup. The dogs were0
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chasing their tails and skidding0
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in the mess, barking wildly.0
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And never made it to0
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a Vega luncheonette where gurgling0
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mouthwash was a contest developed0
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whilst tickling balls under the0
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Queen's bed. Vigorous champions competed0
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. The tournaments would last for0
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a fortnight untilst the Queen0
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Set up a field goal0
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guarded by giant carnivorous pumpkins.0
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The munchkins were in awe0
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