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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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looking boner that pointed towards0
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the east in the morning0
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and sang Yankee Doodle Dandy.0
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A cream was needed, but0
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the doctor was not in0
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so the singing got louder0
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until it hurt your ears0
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and caused a sonic boom!0
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the earth rocked and rolled0
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the stars trembled and shook0
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and still the boner pointed0
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Finally, the Viagra wore off,0
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but accidentally took a few0
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villages down along the way0
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home. Then right before his0
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eyes a ghostly vision appeared...0
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a sperm whale of destiny0
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emerging majestically from a supernova0
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straight towards the funny boner0
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carrying a cane made of0
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straws and rubber bands that0
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are used for sexual pleasure0
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you wrap them around your0
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nipples and twist. The whale0
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blubber is used for the0
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cushioned judge's platform, where they0
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eat forbidden fruit and sink0
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their teeth into the tender loin0
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after a day of bewilderment0
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fueled anxiety. Once bitten, the0
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