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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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thereby losing his job to0
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a chinaman who drove a0
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rickshaw to see the Supreme0
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monkey overlord who liked to0
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throw peanuts at low flying0
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butterflies just to see if0
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he could appease the Godess0
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but she was attracted to0
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toffee flavoured pocorn. So, instead0
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she cast a hex on0
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all the gnomes which lived0
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near the bonfire except for0
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that one naughty gnome who0
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kept poking the waitress in0
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the eye with his club.0
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That waitress called the bouncer0
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who wrenched the club away0
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...and made the gnome go.........0
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the indignant Butterfly Goddess who's0
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evil Twin brother had recently0
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...had a sex change operation......0
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which flummoxed the Goddess because0
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The Kush Faeries Needed Donor0
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male chest hair for her0
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to play with. Why now?0
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Because female chest hair always0
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So now they had to0
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shave a hirsute hobgoblin to0
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the lost train inside of0
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