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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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me. Henceforth and from here on...0
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,Milky Bars are on me!0
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"Huzzah!" said the wobbly legged hairy0
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sailors as they danced the0
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fandango and held hairy hands.0
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As they sung bawdy songs,0
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but loved her father dearly0
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so she killed him. Later0
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they cremated him on top0
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of bacon. People were hungry0
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there was a bacon doughnut0
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filled with delicious cream cheese0
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with a side of coleslaw0
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and an open vodka bar!!!0
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The faerie people went crazy0
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because they weren't used to0
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because the bacon was gone.0
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Without bacon they were doomed0
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to put up with turbacon0
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and motorboating enthusiasts with huge0
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Beer bellies that enjoy fish0
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Fresh cut onions grilled to0
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golden perfection,stuffed into squash0
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Picked from the backs of0
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hard working and under compensated0
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And just when you thought.....0
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motorboating the night away!!! Suddenly,0
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their beer bellies lurched overboard0
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And theY drowned in murky0
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It took a little furlough0
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