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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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sad and forgotten, half full0
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of wasted chat-up lines and0
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she came to the house
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where the gingerbread is always0
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warm and fresh and shaped0
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like boobs, offending every person0
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who entered the path where0
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they were subjected to ginger0
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they could not believe the0
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bread enemas and sticky toffee
edited because sticky not stick...0 -
"what sick crap is this?"0
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Cried the crap doctor loudly0
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As he tried to avoid.........0
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MrsBooBear wrote: »Cried the crap doctor loudly
stepping in steaming piles strewn
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with beer cans and cigarette0
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butts not to be confused with.........0
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the assistant Crud Doctor who0
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did not actually study medicine0
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but spent a lot of0
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money on golf club memberships0
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which they never used because0
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their true feelings about golf0
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were that it was abhorrant0
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and good for getting melanoma0
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And who wants that really?0
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You are definitely better off..0
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Relying on other means of0
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Entertainment such as playing with.........0
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Yourself. Less chance of contracting0
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melanomas. Though friction burns could0
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