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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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So will only poison and0
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bury the evidence in the0
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yard with the rest of0
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The decomposing body parts and0
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camouflage the burial site by0
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He woke from the nightmare0
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And took another shot of0
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whatever was left in the0
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bottle of cheap whiskey and0
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Threw up bright green chunks0
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of beautiful lime green Jell-o0
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teeming with pineapple bits and0
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and some dry cat food0
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which stunk to high heaven0
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and caused the floor to0
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Glow with a slimy delight0
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and a slippery slipperyness which0
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turned the house upside down0
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causing the household pets to0
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run amok in the neighborhood0
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toppling fences and digging up daisys0
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Pulling on a brown shirt0
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which tore down a clothesline0
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And skipped away while whistling0
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tangling pets, clothing, and foliage0
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Oh de do da day0
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then tripped over a hose0
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These tangled pets can whistle/sing!0
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causing a lady to slip and0
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sing out a lament like0
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