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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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and there was a loud0
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Giant flying bugs attacked them!0
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But of course he always0
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close his eyes and hope...0
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That one day there will0
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be an end to suffering.0
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Not the way things go.0
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So my butt felt better0
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in the tangerine colored shorts0
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which shows off my eyes0
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And also covered up the0
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Mole that was on my0
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rashy bottom. I was so0
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Embarrassed I nearly peed on0
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the friendly llama in the0
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Prostitute's room. Don't know how0
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said the llama, but I do0
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know it was burning on0
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Mars, so I came back0
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Scratching his butt and belching0
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and then commenced to say0
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He couldnt breath...no air0
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I performed the Heimlich maneuver0
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Squeezed so hard my chest0
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hair was ripped out violently0
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the blood was truly everywhere0
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startling the llamas and causing0
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them to stampede. I couldn't0
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stop them spitting and pooping0
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it was a complete disaster0
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