Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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            They can scare the living0
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            right out of their knickers0
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            Send them screaming and insane0
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            Because sunburn gets them despite0
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            They apply salve, but it0
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            It makes their sheets stick 0 0
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            Meanwhile, back at the ranch0
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            The apples were rotten and0
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            I killed myself the end.0
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            But i was only dreaming0
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            and I ran so far0
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            that my shoes wore through0
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            Luckily I have tough callouses0
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            From running without shoes over0
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            sharp granite sand and glass0
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            My feet are one big0
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            bloody sore. So I went0
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            To the kitchen and I0
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            Decided to have a snack0
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            I had chocolate and pizza0
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            who wanted to come back0
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            to port for more rum0
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            And some fun in my0
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            leaky dinghy with a very0
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            frisky merman who asked if0
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            I was interested in faaaking0
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            pirate voices, i.e.: Aarrgh matey!0
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