Let's start a story.... add 5 words

came out of know where...

and swung by his web

As he shot out his web..

micheleld73

Santa said ho ho ho

which threw Spider-Man off guard..

Jaccyber

as spidey was web-slinging through...

the mystical strip club, Santa

BrittKnee_Rae

got jacked by a hairy

Mrs. Claus who was not happy...

Shirley61

with Santa who she thought.......

Was flying drunk and she...

lisa28115

smacked him upside his head.

imchicbad

So santa ran off with...

lisa28115

with rudolph and got drunk

Then rudolph decided to...

lisa28115

roll up a big one

hope516

he puffed, puffed passed to...

clarkeje1

Santa, who didn't inhale but...

Decided to let Rudolph play...

like he was higher than..

Candy, the sexy, voluptuous stripper (Santa loves strippers)

of painted wooden furniture that (I just made Candy a different sort of stripper)

gives splinters if rubbed the... (damn you...)

wrong way. So to prevent... (God bless you :laugh: )

avlama

any serious bodily injuries, they

Joined forces with Swissmiss to...(

)

avlama

take a moment and indulge...

In the pie that Avlama made.

avlama

It was so finger licking...