The joys of being married...

taylor5877
taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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Her: No, my head hurts...

Me 2 seconds later: Ok, well will you pop this pimple on the middle of my back...

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  • runnermama81
    runnermama81 Posts: 388 Member
    Haha:)
    That's great
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Pop it for her!
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
    *That* is true love right there!!!
  • lamoursuffit
    lamoursuffit Posts: 267 Member
    Well pop it for her!
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    LOL...well...did you pop it?

    I attacked my husband the other day, he had one on his shoulder blade and it was getting to me. He was NOT happy. hahah
  • ShmoozyQ
    ShmoozyQ Posts: 390 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Isn't that the honest to god's truth.
  • RumpusP
    RumpusP Posts: 163 Member
    Ugh, not here, he'll no.

    15 years of marriage and that would never ever be asked. Absolutely too disgusting.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Love means never having to say you're too grossed out...
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    Her: No, my head hurts...

    Me 2 seconds later: Ok, well will you pop this pimple on the middle of my back...

    I don't understand "her: NO"
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Ugh, not here, he'll no.

    15 years of marriage and that would never ever be asked. Absolutely too disgusting.

    ^^^I was laughing at a post like this awhile back and my husband asked what's so funny.

    He looks at me and says "I will never ever ask you, so long as you don't ask me! disgusting!"
    There are only so many wifely duties I will perform!
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    Her: No, my head hurts...

    Me 2 seconds later: Ok, well will you pop this pimple on the middle of my back...

    I don't understand "her: NO"

    Yeah, there's more funny stuff implied here. I go shot down, I then asked her to pop a zit on MY back instead...
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    I really have no response to this thread.
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    I really have no response to this thread.

    ^^This makes me happy.
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    true love :heart:
  • mollz007
    mollz007 Posts: 168 Member
    Lol, my husband loves to pop my pimples. True love.....
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    I still don't get it why would she say no, my women never says no to sex
  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
    Ugh, not here, he'll no.

    15 years of marriage and that would never ever be asked. Absolutely too disgusting.

    Whaaaaat? No way. Its like the victory of the hunt right there.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    I still don't get it why would she say no, my women never says no to sex
    Why?
  • MattTheWaterRat
    MattTheWaterRat Posts: 167 Member
    I still don't get it why would she say no, my women never says no to sex

    I hate you
  • MoonShadow_1au
    MoonShadow_1au Posts: 149 Member
    I still don't get it why would she say no, my women never says no to sex

    I hate you

    I hate him too !!
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    I still don't get it why would she say no, my women never says no to sex
    Why?

    What?
  • MoonShadow_1au
    MoonShadow_1au Posts: 149 Member
    Wife had splinter on right hand and needed it removed but was unable to to do it herself with her left hand.

    Don't understand why she was not impressed when I picked up a carving knife and offered my help ????
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    If I had a headache he would of rubbed it for me just so I had no reason to say no lol. but i rarely say no...:blushing:
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    ok I was reminded that she said no once. it was the middle of the afternoon at the park, I thought it would have been fun, we had a blanket.
  • Kippie1985
    Kippie1985 Posts: 11 Member
    -smiles- this made my night <3
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    Your wife is dumb.. cumming always helps my head aches :wink: Well i guess im hoping you actually make her do that :laugh:
  • DeckerDoll
    DeckerDoll Posts: 201
    so much information. too much information.

    now MY head hurts.
  • MoonShadow_1au
    MoonShadow_1au Posts: 149 Member
    Your wife is dumb.. cumming always helps my head aches :wink: Well i guess im hoping you actually make her do that :laugh:

    Mental note: replace aspirin with placebos .....
  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
    Her: No, my head hurts...

    Me 2 seconds later: Ok, well will you pop this pimple on the middle of my back...

    THAT...is true love.
  • lamoursuffit
    lamoursuffit Posts: 267 Member
    lol why do people think popping pimples is gross? Maybe it's just because I don't get grossed out by much, but I pop my fiance's pimples all the time. I chase him down to pop them lol :laugh: Guess I'll do well in the medical field then.

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