Unexpected Work Place "NSV"

MissAnjy

...& yes, I used quotes.

So, here I am, at work (you know, same old grind) and I just finished my 751ml bottle of "water" which is actually water mixed with Crystal Light (not an invite to warn me about aspartame). Now, I have to pee, which is only natural, of course.

Now, a little back story. The company that I work for, spoils us. I mean that in the sense that, they believe we are either a) too lazy or b) too disgusting (which is true for the most part i'm sure) to flush the toilets after ourselves. The facilities that we have here, flush on their own accord. For the most part, after you go about your way, the motion of you standing up and/or removing yourself from the seat, will trigger the flushing process.

So, there I am, mid pee.....and the toilet flushes.

Now, I could think.....a) this toilet is faulty and flushes randomly, at the most in-opportune times b) I made some sort of arm flailing movement, or shifted very suddenly and made such a commotion on that seat that it believed I was removing myself or c) I am SO extremely light-weight that this toilet doesn't even believe someone is sitting on it anymore.

I clearly choose the latter, because I'm special like that.

So "NSV", the toilets in my office think that I am SO INCREDIBLY light weight, that I am non-existant while sitting on it.

Perception is reality : )

cushygal

Love it!!

hauer01

This is great! Brought a smile to my face. I agree, the toilet thinks that you are tiny

happypath101

Perhaps you are consuming so much water that you take longer to pee than the automated toilet would expect. That's also an NSV! :O)

niecyc23

lol

slackerwoman

Hahahaha! That happened to me yesterday and I thought they had exchanged the toilets for bidets

BSchoberg

LMAO! Love it!

TheCaren

That's the same thing I tell myself once in a while when the automatic door doesn't open when I step on the thingy that makes it open!

I'm new here. I've seen "NSV" on various posts. Someone educate my ingnorance, what does it stand for? Otherwise I'll just make something ridiculous up.

glitterjam

This made me laugh! I shared it with my co-workers and we all loved it! Gratz!!!

irisic

LOL love it!!!!

cdub78

This is HILARIOS!! Ellen Degeneres does a skit about auto flushing toilets!

Espressocycle

Pretty sure the toilet uses a sensor to see if you are in front of it and not a scale. You probably leaned forward. Sorry

nicholawelch

NSV = non scale victory

LovingLisa2012

That's the same thing I tell myself once in a while when the automatic door doesn't open when I step on the thingy that makes it open!

I'm new here. I've seen "NSV" on various posts. Someone educate my ingnorance, what does it stand for? Otherwise I'll just make something ridiculous up.

NSV = non scale victory

So "NSV", the toilets in my office think that I am SO INCREDIBLY light weight, that I am non-existant while sitting on it.

that is an awesome NSV :bigsmile:

GaidenJade

That's the same thing I tell myself once in a while when the automatic door doesn't open when I step on the thingy that makes it open!

I'm new here. I've seen "NSV" on various posts. Someone educate my ingnorance, what does it stand for? Otherwise I'll just make something ridiculous up.

Non Scale Victory = NSV :happy:

RunMyOregonBunsOff

NSV is non scale victory.

I'm going to refresh the page before I comment next time. :P

Alford96

NSV= non scale victory

stacyhall79

...& yes, I used quotes.

So, here I am, at work (you know, same old grind) and I just finished my 751ml bottle of "water" which is actually water mixed with Crystal Light (not an invite to warn me about aspartame). Now, I have to pee, which is only natural, of course.

Now, a little back story. The company that I work for, spoils us. I mean that in the sense that, they believe we are either a) too lazy or b) too disgusting (which is true for the most part i'm sure) to flush the toilets after ourselves. The facilities that we have here, flush on their own accord. For the most part, after you go about your way, the motion of you standing up and/or removing yourself from the seat, will trigger the flushing process.

So, there I am, mid pee.....and the toilet flushes.

Now, I could think.....a) this toilet is faulty and flushes randomly, at the most in-opportune times b) I made some sort of arm flailing movement, or shifted very suddenly and made such a commotion on that seat that it believed I was removing myself or c) I am SO extremely light-weight that this toilet doesn't even believe someone is sitting on it anymore.

I clearly choose the latter, because I'm special like that.

So "NSV", the toilets in my office think that I am SO INCREDIBLY light weight, that I am non-existant while sitting on it.

Perception is reality : )

LOL Love this

sexikc

LOL LOL awesome!

AmberJo1984

:laugh: That's definitely the best way to think of it. Great job.

AmberJo1984

Pretty sure the toilet uses a sensor to see if you are in front of it and not a scale. You probably leaned forward. Sorry

Like she said... Perception is reality. LOL. We can all think the toilets are a scale.

garnetsms

Love this!! Needed a little laugh this morning!

Angie_Fritts

Thanks I needed that!!

Blown_Away1

Lol, Love it!!

becca_21

Hahahahaha! LOOOVE it!

MissAnjy

bump

TheCaren

Non Scale Victory. Now I get it. Thanks everyone for filling me in. It took me a week to figure out BMR and TDEE because I was too embarrassed to ask. Decided not to go there this time!