Engrave My Nano

corn63
corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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So I'm buying myself an iPod Nano. Not sure why, but I think if I buy myself something to get me moving, I'll be more inclined to actually move farther than a bar stool.

Now. This is what I'm looking for. You can engrave these crazy things with whatever. I'm not sure of the character limit though. I need something to engrave on this. I have a goal to be fit by 30 (October 2013), so this is kind of my starting point. It can be as mean as mean can be. I can handle it.

Currently in the running:

You're still fat. Time to gym.
Thigh fires are not cute.
Remember those jeans? You still can't fit in them.
Someday, you will break a chair.

What would you put on a mean girls' nano to get her motivated for gym time?

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  • ReesesPuffs
    ReesesPuffs Posts: 169
    "Unlike me, you can't just buy a smaller version. get jogging"
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Shake yo *kitten* before it shakes you.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Are you only interested in chubby chasers?
    That kind of bouncing you're doing right now is NOT the sexy kind
    Giving yourself a pedicure should not count as cardio


    I like the chair one too.
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224
    BACON
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    "You can't put mayo on your playlist"


    i also like the chair one. lol
  • arsenal45
    arsenal45 Posts: 211 Member
    "Reward yourself. Just press PLAY"
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Why not do something nice?

    "Thanks for taking me to the gym today!"
  • strawberrytoast
    strawberrytoast Posts: 711 Member
    move your *kitten* fatty boom boom

    :)
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I have a RoadID bracelet that I engraved with a simple "KEEP GOING" it's not being mean to myself or letting me off the hook...simply put...KEEP GOING!
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    Yes, that's your belly hanging over your waistband!

    Fat doesn't burn itself.

    Sit on your butt- get fatter.
  • ErB56
    ErB56 Posts: 71 Member
    I don't have any brilliant suggestions at this time, but I think that you should go for something a little more motivational than 'mean'. I assume that you are planning on keeping the Nano log after you have hit your goal weight. You should find something that is as meaningful once you get to the maintenance phase as it is in the weight loss phase.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Nothing tastes as good as beer. And being hot.
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    Move it, Chubs!
    You're not finshed yet
    Wasted $$


    That's all I've got for now.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Bacon later
    Almost over
    Run b!tch, run!
    Results are earned
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    ROAR!!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    for those saying do something inspirational or positive, maybe for her mean is inspirational. I know for myself, I can't stand the typical cheerleader-y type motivational stuff. Makes me cringe.

    I like the:
    Wasted $$

    ETA:
    Apparently you WANT to be eaten by zombies
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    for those saying do something inspirational or positive, maybe for her mean is inspirational. I know for myself, I can't stand the typical cheerleader-y type motivational stuff. Makes me cringe.

    I like the:
    Wasted $$

    ETA:
    Apparently you WANT to be eaten by zombies

    you need the zombie one.
  • vfnmoody
    vfnmoody Posts: 271 Member
    RIGHT NOW all you can change
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    haha, I'm going to go with the zombie lines....


    Rule #1:
    Cardio.


    Perfect:)) Thanks to everybody that helped. Even those that tried to shove sunshine and rainbows in my no no spot :drinker:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    haha, I'm going to go with the zombie lines....


    Rule #1:
    Cardio.


    Perfect:)) Thanks to everybody that helped. Even those that tried to shove sunshine and rainbows in my no no spot :drinker:

    I really just wanted to get my hand near there. :flowerforyou:
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    haha, I'm going to go with the zombie lines....


    Rule #1:
    Cardio.


    Perfect:)) Thanks to everybody that helped. Even those that tried to shove sunshine and rainbows in my no no spot :drinker:

    I really just wanted to get my hand near there. :flowerforyou:

    Don't blame you. Smelling of roses today, if I do say so myself.
  • Brengild
    Brengild Posts: 127
    My road ID says "You rest, you rust!"
  • Dudagarcia
    Dudagarcia Posts: 849 Member
    I will continue to wo!
  • bigandysrunning
    bigandysrunning Posts: 18 Member
    one quote that has always stuck with me is from the movie The Shawshank Redemption:
    "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying...That's Goddamn Right"

    outside of that, the chair one you mentioned before is frickin' hysterical
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "Rule #1: Cardio" is awesome. I wish I could still get mine engraved.

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