If the person above you was knocking on your door......

_skittybang

A.) Light some candles, turn on some Marvin Gaye and invite them in
.. 1.) When they're nice and comfortable from their special drugged cocktail
.... i.) sharpen knife
.... ii.) run along scalp
.... iii.) skin them
.... iv.) fashion them into skin lamps for the foyer.



ETA............................. @cardia

UsedToBeHusky

I'd grab her *kitten* and lock her in my basement...


"It puts the lotions on its skin!"

*edit - Hmm. Maybe I should have read your post first.

Trechechus

UsedToBeHusky,
We could have a grand old time with beer and crappy movies

silver_arrow3

@BIG_Lew - B

A, I hope you are ready!

I like candles AND Marvin Gaye. How thoughtful.

MireyGal76

@silver... I'd say "Hey, ya ready to go dancin?"

Pshaw.... Fine, if I have to comply with a list option... B

nonstopper

A

CardiacNP

@mirey....A

FitnessPalWorks

Cardiac.... I'd do E... call the police... wait, you look like you ARE the police.... wait a second..... lol

CardiacNP

Cardiac.... I'd do E... call the police... wait, you look like you ARE the police.... wait a second..... lol

i am so confused.....

2muchsauce

C-NP .............D

Krizzle4Rizzle

C-NP .............D

A - I could give you a speedy delivery.

hevhoyda

2MuchSauce- B

sapphireswi

@krizzle - - -c . . . then depending on you either b or d
@hevy - - - b

nonstopper

B

StopherJJ

@sapphireswati - totally an A lol

RosaC773

@sapphireswati - totally an A lol

c) crack the door but leave the chain hooked up

I don't invite random men into my home.

waytogoraus

@StopherJJ B )

JenniBaby85

@StopherJJ - C. Sorry

Willthemedic

A

nikinyx6

b) Invite them in for a beer and to hang out.......no funny business