Lets start ANOTHER story, add 15 words.

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zachatta
zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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So long ago a man in a white robe who wore gym socks moved silently......

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  • dawn2313
    dawn2313 Posts: 125 Member
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    except he wasn't moving very silently because i heard him, and it was annoyingly loud
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    He exclaimed "Wow I guess MFP just doesn't give a crap about my garbage threads".
  • dawn2313
    dawn2313 Posts: 125 Member
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    And then, out of nowhere he heard someone screaming "I care, I care! ...kind of"
  • atxdee
    atxdee Posts: 613 Member
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    And then she knew it wasnt really worth getting her panties in a bunch..
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    She the one who cared, was named Karen. She happened to be a part time...
  • dawn2313
    dawn2313 Posts: 125 Member
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    hooker who made her earnings on one of the corners downtown, however tonight wasn't busy
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    so she decided to earn a few bucks selling her kidney on ebay. Hurray internet!
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
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    But then realized that her kidneys wouldn't make her enough money to afford a boob job so she....
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
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    stole a gun from her pimp and set off to rob a string of liquer stores
  • dawn2313
    dawn2313 Posts: 125 Member
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    but instead of simply robbing the liquor stores, she stayed a while and got drunk
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    :)
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
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    deciding to take her chances zipping up and down that pole, for cash in hand.
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    Well along came Big Bird, waltzing his way up to Karen, waving around some 100's
  • cwanek726
    cwanek726 Posts: 98 Member
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    While working the pole, Karen's g-string snapped, sending $1 bills flying all over the stage
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
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    Big Bird jumped up, knocking over stripers while shoving money in his feathers and ran out the door.
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
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    ..............
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    The count swooped in to count what was left for poor Karen, one, two, three...
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    And the old man slowly closed his storybook and said "wow that story was ****ty".

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