Use Your Best Pick Up Line on Person Above You

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  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
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    Nice legs. What time do they open?
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together ;-)
  • love_
    love_ Posts: 25
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together ;-)

    That's sweet. lol kinda corny but sweet. lol
  • ddyirishgrl
    ddyirishgrl Posts: 40
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    if you were a library book id check you out!
  • calichica35
    calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
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    @Irishgirl. Come over to my place and ill show you me lucky charms
  • lulu9663
    lulu9663 Posts: 57 Member
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    "Hey, wanna come back to my place? We could order pizza, watch a movie, maybe have some kinky sex..."

    "What?!"

    "My bad! I didn't know that you didn't like pizza!"
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
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    Say girl are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
  • acuratlsd
    acuratlsd Posts: 228
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    @Ekander Funny thing about that is my job was Artillery.
  • lulu9663
    lulu9663 Posts: 57 Member
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    @Ekander Funny thing about that is my job was Artillery.

    Mmmmm.... Military.... Pardon me while I wipe the drool from my face.
  • hope8311
    hope8311 Posts: 166
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    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    No this is a lot worse...I feel offended... ha ha ha
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    No this is a lot worse...I feel offended... ha ha ha


    don't be offended ....lets pick up some guys and go have some fun!
  • abbsjhux
    abbsjhux Posts: 31
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    nice stripes. were you locked up for "bad behavior" lol i'm no good at this stuff lol


    HAHAHAHA! I loved it!
  • hope8311
    hope8311 Posts: 166
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    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    No this is a lot worse...I feel offended... ha ha ha


    don't be offended ....lets pick up some guys and go have some fun!
    \


    Ha ha ha...No picking up guys for me...Married woman.....
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 653 Member
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    have you ever seen the golden rivet?
  • BetsyThomas
    BetsyThomas Posts: 188
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    @dcurzon call the cops it's illeagel to look that good! lol
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number.
  • GlutesthatSalute
    GlutesthatSalute Posts: 460 Member
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    Hey... Do you believe in :heart: at first sight..? or do you want me to walk by again :flowerforyou:
  • Marc713
    Marc713 Posts: 328 Member
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    Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • GlutesthatSalute
    GlutesthatSalute Posts: 460 Member
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    Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

    Awwww Marc =)))) Too sweet
  • Marc713
    Marc713 Posts: 328 Member
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    Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

    Awwww Marc =)))) Too sweet

    See, it works :glasses:

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