Effects of Diet Soda Consumption on Body Composition
Abstract:
Objectives: To determine body composition changes under any dosage of diet soda.
Method: I drank soda and some *kitten* happened.
Results: I already told you some *kitten* happened. Also look at the pics.
Conclusion: Well DUH. Diet soda obviously did this.
Comments: "F*$k"
Table 1:
Diet sodas consumed during this study: Yes.
Quantity: Some.
Results: Sh*tty things.
Table 2
Before soda:
Results after some soda
Study Limitations None. I was very methodical in my drinking and no soda was spilled.
Objectives: To determine body composition changes under any dosage of diet soda.
Method: I drank soda and some *kitten* happened.
Results: I already told you some *kitten* happened. Also look at the pics.
Conclusion: Well DUH. Diet soda obviously did this.
Comments: "F*$k"
Table 1:
Diet sodas consumed during this study: Yes.
Quantity: Some.
Results: Sh*tty things.
Table 2
Before soda:
Results after some soda
Study Limitations None. I was very methodical in my drinking and no soda was spilled.
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I KNEW it!!!0
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How long was this study?0
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HAHA!0
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diet mountain dew will be the death of me!0
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HAHA! I call BS!0
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How long was this study?
This study took place between sometime ago and a few minutes ago.0 -
How long was this study?
This study took place between sometime ago and a few minutes ago.
Sounds legit.
Well, I think you nailed it - diet soda is the perfect bulking supplement!0 -
Did you account for the backwash?0
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Was rum included with this diet soda consumption?0
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Did you account for the backwash?
I'm sorry did you want me to wash your back? Ok one moment.0 -
:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:0
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Was rum included with this diet soda consumption?
Rum gives me gas and I am no longer practicing Intermittent Farting.
However if it interests you, see here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/695972-intermittent-farting0 -
Did you account for the backwash?
I'm sorry did you want me to wash your back? Ok one moment.
That's great...but lower please
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do you think that I should switch my diet sodas back to regular sodas then? what about natural sodas, were they included too? I'm so confused. what about fountain soda? Is that better for you since its not coming from the tainted innards of aluminum?0
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Did you account for the backwash?
I'm sorry did you want me to wash your back? Ok one moment.
That's great...but lower please
*Deeper voice*
I'm sorry did you want me to wash your back? Ok one moment.0 -
I've been off regular soda and onto diet sodas for almost two months now. I look way better now than I did then... I think we're onto something!!0
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holy MFKN god...no wonder i'm not seeing results...i'm not drinking soda....
do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
promise.0 -
do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.0 -
Aahhhh crap!!!
**runs away, screaming and burns down all the diet soda manufacturing factories in town**0 -
do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.
wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...
let me go and put on my glasses....0 -
do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.
wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...
let me go and put on my glasses....
^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.0 -
do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.
wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...
let me go and put on my glasses....
^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.
oh....(clears throat) I see what you have there....very nice....very nice indeed....0 -
do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.
wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...
let me go and put on my glasses....
^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.
oh....(clears throat) I see what you have there....very nice....very nice indeed....
No no no that's not what I meant.
but how YOU doin?0 -
do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.
wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...
let me go and put on my glasses....
^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.
oh....(clears throat) I see what you have there....very nice....very nice indeed....
No no no that's not what I meant.
but how YOU doin?
well now that you ask....
i'm doing very very well....
very well indeed....
you?0 -
do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.
wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...
let me go and put on my glasses....
^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.
Well played0 -
well now that you ask....
i'm doing very very well....
very well indeed....
you?
As you can see I'm a bit bloated.0 -
This thread is so :blushing:0
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All these boobs on this thread... DAYUM. Just saying.0
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do you think the introduction of soda will perfect my lagging chest area?.....it needs work...
It has become clear to me that the issue is your eyesight and not your chest.
wait what? I can't hear what you typed there...
let me go and put on my glasses....
^ ok, then look down please. Thanks.
Well played
^^ Might I interest you in a diet coke? We could drink it over here while standing on this scale?
Or perhaps in this empty cemetary plot?0 -
All these boobs on this thread... DAYUM. Just saying.
I KNOW RIGHT!!?0
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