Let's stop this NOW! Warning, graphic!!!LOL

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memaw66
memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago, I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again!

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair, and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and it was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX.
This is happening to women everywhere every night!!
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had
just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

p.p.s. Those same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it???

Memaw

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  • evilras
    evilras Posts: 42
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    hahahaha! Love it! It explains everything! definately worthy as a fringe episode!
  • AliceLMS
    AliceLMS Posts: 2,428 Member
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    I knew it Meemaw, thanks for the verification. I have often asked. "Whose thighs are these? I think I know. Her home is in the village tho!"
  • holly122677
    holly122677 Posts: 67
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    HAHAHA the same gang struck my house too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • mbmomof4
    mbmomof4 Posts: 172 Member
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    HA,HA,HA!!!! That's hysterical!!! I hope to recover my stolen property soon!!!! :laugh:
  • Jax67
    Jax67 Posts: 323 Member
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    :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :sad: :laugh:

    Oh that's brilliant, i'm sitting here with tears in my eyes from laughing so much, it was the boobs under the armpits that did for me!! lol

    thank you for that my friend :happy:

    Jax x
  • Jessica135
    Jessica135 Posts: 9
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    haha i love it. truth finally comes out :p
  • kimberly428
    kimberly428 Posts: 237
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    LMAO, I love it! Those darn thieves are everywhere!!!!

    :laugh:
  • renae77
    renae77 Posts: 3,394 Member
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    Memaw you are so funny! Where do you come up with this stuff? I am cracking up!!!!:flowerforyou:
  • InIt2WinIt
    InIt2WinIt Posts: 68
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    OMG, how funny!!! The bandits are on the lost b/c they hit me about 5 yrs ago...they still haven't been caught & I see they are on a rampage...LOL, I love it!!!!!
  • IAM125lbs
    IAM125lbs Posts: 235 Member
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    Too funny and too real. Those bandits are running wild all over the place.:laugh:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Memaw you are so funny! Where do you come up with this stuff? I am cracking up!!!!:flowerforyou:
    It's just my natural crazyness!!! A friend emailed that to me but I have been saying it forever!!! Glad you enjoyed it!
  • vsummers
    vsummers Posts: 15
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    YEP, THEY HAVE BEEN HERE TOO!!! LMAO
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    They've found me repeatedly. I keep moving to different apartments and even different towns but somehow they still find me. :laugh:
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    Memaw--

    I read this and knew where it needed to go, so I posted it, crediting you of course, on the 50+ women's thread, where I am sure it will be greatly appreciated!!!

    Thanks for a laugh I REALLY needed tonight.!!
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Glad to be of service!!

    I love you all!!!

    Memaw
  • NurseMisty
    NurseMisty Posts: 312 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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