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If i wasnt a ....

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  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    If I was never a McDonalds employee while majoring in Nutrition Science, I wouldn't feel like I had a dirty little secret
  • calichica35
    calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
    If I wasn't a female, I'd be a good driver.
  • Nettabee
    Nettabee Posts: 296 Member
    If I wasn't fat, I'd probably be a *kitten*.....

    Thank goodness I gots plenty-o-time to work on that! ^_^
  • sweetiepaia
    sweetiepaia Posts: 68 Member
    wasnt expecting some of those answers, gave me a good laugh this morning :)
  • If I wasn't so shy, I'd be playing in a rock band!
  • azwethinkweizm
    azwethinkweizm Posts: 47 Member
    If I wasn't a software developer, I'd probably like Apple products :tongue:
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    If I wasn't a credit manager I'd be a vet. No idea how I ended up here!
  • If I wasn't so lazy, I'd be a famous novelist.

    If I wasn't a drop-out, I'd be in university right now.

    I'm working on both these things though :) I have the qualifications to go to university (dropped out of the first) and I'm working on a novel :D
  • MarlinWil
    MarlinWil Posts: 119 Member
    If I wasn't slightly damaged I'd never have had the patience to play nice with others.
  • EmmaM2211
    EmmaM2211 Posts: 536 Member
    Hahaha this
    If I wasn't easily distracted I'd be working right now.

    And this
    If I wasn't a software developer, I'd probably like Apple products :tongue:

    And one of my own...

    If I wasnt such a doormat, I'd have a lodger who actually paid me rent :ohwell:
  • hcoburn37
    hcoburn37 Posts: 442 Member
    If I wasn't an early chidcare educator I would be a pole dancer :wink:
  • lilylux
    lilylux Posts: 109 Member
    If I wasn't so mentally distressed from studying I'd be drunk.
    If I wasn't so hung up on one particular idiot I'd be happier!
  • senami632
    senami632 Posts: 134 Member
    If I wasn't a b***h, I would be a pushover.... :)

    Hahah this!
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    If I wasn't a schizophrenic I'd be sane.........and me too
  • gbbhey
    gbbhey Posts: 188
    If I wasn't obsessed with Dexter, I'd have a lot more free time on my hands...
  • lamilli09
    lamilli09 Posts: 354 Member
    If I wasn't a psych nurse...I'd be a patient.

    ahaha I love this :)
  • Superchikanthem
    Superchikanthem Posts: 362 Member
    If I was not in the pet industry I would be running a record label.

    Or be a stay at home mom. Both of which may come true sooner then I think!
  • Be_EmbracE
    Be_EmbracE Posts: 1,472 Member
    If I wasn't unwell I would have been exercising today.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    If I wasn't such a good english talker, I'd have real bad english talking.
  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
    If I wasn't easily distracted I'd be working right now.

    ^^ this
  • KrayKira
    KrayKira Posts: 230
    If I wasn't a Beauty Therapist, I'd be a Florist.
  • mandabarri713
    mandabarri713 Posts: 64 Member
    If I wasn't poor I would be rich :bigsmile:
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    If I wasn't a drunk in college, I'd be a veterinarian.
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    if i wasnt an accountant id be a house husband....espn all day ftw
  • Spiritwarrior3000
    Spiritwarrior3000 Posts: 322 Member
    If i wasn't straight i'd be gay lol
  • know_your_worth
    know_your_worth Posts: 481 Member
    If I wasn't easily distracted I'd be working right now.
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