Dirty Mind
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Wait, there are people whose minds DON'T go into the gutter? lol
I can't remember when mine did, but I know that with my older son, he started to understand, or at least acknowledge to me that he understood, dirty jokes at about age 15 or so...now he's 19 and we regularly tell each other terrible jokes...maybe that makes me a bad mother, but we sure laugh a lot. LMAO
I realized my boss's mind isn't in the gutter. I was commenting on how funny a certain company name was because both parts of the name basically had different variations of "cox" in them, and he totally didn't get it! I think high school is when mine went to the gutter, but I've noticed the week that I'm ovulating I'm almost nonstop full of sexual innuendo. Guess it's a mating thing???0 -
From watching my siblings grow up to friends children I would say 15 is about the age the dirty mind develops, once they hit high school it is all down hill from there...lol...
I think that is about the time mine happened however I was only 13 when I started high school!0 -
The trick is not to have a dirty mind. The trick is it hide it and use it at the right time
lmao I agree0 -
Curious - at what age (average) does the mind go from taking a completely innocent remark deep down to the gutter??
There are times I'll hear a comment which is supposed to very innocent but my mind goes very much in the opposite direction. And... there are times when I will say something very innocent and the recepient will take it completely out of context.
But I was wondering *when* did this happen? LOL My kids say the dardest things - so innocent and sometimes I start laughing but they haven't a clue why. :laugh:
I think it started at age 13 for me... XD0 -
A good way to tell if a kid's mind has gone in the gutter is when they make a "that's what she said" joke that actually makes sense :laugh: I made "that's what she said" jokes all the time when I was little because my brothers would always say it (because of Wayne's World I believe lol). They would all be innocent like somebody would say "I want a cupcake" and I'd come back with "that's what she said". Then, one day, my mom was upset with my brother and yelled "get downstairs now!" (his room was in the basement) and I made the comeback, stopped and thought about it (I was probably 13 at the time) then realized the true point of "That's what she said" jokes :laugh:0
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i named my pet rat bangkok because, well bang and **** next to each other are just hilarious.
you would think i am still in hs lol.0 -
8 for Males, 11 for Females.0
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My mind has been in the gutter for as long as I can remember.
same here. 99% of my thoughts are of a sexual nature. I'm pretty sure I have a more disgusting mind than most girls, but I like it :devil:
Do you usually compare notes with other girls to see who has the most disgusting mind?
Damn, I need new friends. Chele, Im dumping you, Im friends with this girl now.
sometimes lol0 -
Im think around 7th grade is when our body starts interfering with logical thinking0
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Mine happen just after birth....the nurse bend over to clean me off an placed a boob in my face...it was on from there!0
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I have no idea what you're poking at here.
It sounds to me that you're just going down, emotionally speaking.
Do me, a favor, and let it go.
And when you're done, get down on your knees... and beg for mercy, before you end-up getting pounded, hard.
I mean come-on.. you're faced with a very hard decision here.
Do want to be known as a dirty attention-*kitten*, who takes it over, and over, and over again, always bent over a barrel?
Or do you want to put on your big-girl panties, and take care of yourself?
I can't believe how awesome I am.0 -
I have no idea what you're poking at here.
It sounds to me that you're just going down, emotionally speaking.
Do me, a favor, and let it go.
And when you're done, get down on your knees... and beg for mercy, before you end-up getting pounded, hard.
I mean come-on, your faced with a very hard decision here.
Do want to be known as a dirty attention-*kitten*, who takes it over, and over, and over again, always bent over a barrel?
Or do you want to put on your big-girl panties, and take care of yourself?
I can't believe how awesome I am.
excuse me, did you just have cyber sex with my girl here?0 -
Hmm. I do feel the need to eat a snack, and take a nap.I have no idea what you're poking at here.
It sounds to me that you're just going down, emotionally speaking.
Do me, a favor, and let it go.
And when you're done, get down on your knees... and beg for mercy, before you end-up getting pounded, hard.
I mean come-on, your faced with a very hard decision here.
Do want to be known as a dirty attention-*kitten*, who takes it over, and over, and over again, always bent over a barrel?
Or do you want to put on your big-girl panties, and take care of yourself?
I can't believe how awesome I am.
excuse me, did you just have cyber sex with my girl here?0 -
^WOW!I was shopping with my 14 year old daughter a few months back.... she was having a text war with a friend and the topic of conversation was "What phrase can be said and taken dirty" Similar to the "in bed" game. She asked me to give her one.... my reponse was "I like dark chocolate". She laughed and laughed and then I got "MOM!!!!"
Shortly after that we drove by a shop that was called Big Head (it was a hair salon). Then we drove by After Midnight-A Full Service Salon (it was a nail salon). Needless to say it was a fun filled day spent in the gutter.
Sounds like a great afternoon!0 -
My mind is in the gutter pretty much ALWAYS. Even if I don't make a remark or giggle about it, you can guarantee that I just said "giggity" in my head. :bigsmile:0
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I was in court a few weeks ago, and the judge said to a litigant, "Do you expect him to walk-up and smack you in the face with it? Is that what you want? Is that what you desire?"My mind is in the gutter pretty much ALWAYS. Even if I don't make a remark or giggle about it, you can guarantee that I just said "giggity" in my head. :bigsmile:
He was talking about a court summons. Not a p#nis.
It was everything I could do to not bust-out laughing and leave the courtroom.0 -
It's just you...no one else has that problem. You should do 1000 hail mary's.
before i do them, can i see pics of mary's?
ah, nevermind, that doesn't really matter.
HAHA...no one caught this answer...you gonna burn for this one.0 -
I was in court a few weeks ago, and the judge said to a litigant, "Do you expect him to walk-up and smack you in the face with it? Is that what you want? Is that what you desire?"My mind is in the gutter pretty much ALWAYS. Even if I don't make a remark or giggle about it, you can guarantee that I just said "giggity" in my head. :bigsmile:
He was talking about a court summons. Not a p#nis.
It was everything I could do to not bust-out laughing and leave the courtroom.
Bahaha! That judge knew what he was saying!0 -
puberty - Junior High school :laugh:0
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I was in court a few weeks ago, and the judge said to a litigant, "Do you expect him to walk-up and smack you in the face with it? Is that what you want? Is that what you desire?"
He was talking about a court summons. Not a p#nis.
It was everything I could do to not bust-out laughing and leave the courtroom.
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THAT is hilarious!!!!
I guess mine must have went in the gutter right after high school. I was on a Girls' Weekend with some girls from HS & there were many times that I commented on something they said & I was thinking dirty....they weren't
I was called disgusting...which I commented, "well, my husband loves it!" I kept my mouth shut for the rest of the weekend :{ 0 -
My mind has been in the gutter for as long as I can remember.
same here. 99% of my thoughts are of a sexual nature. I'm pretty sure I have a more disgusting mind than most girls, but I like it :devil:
Do you usually compare notes with other girls to see who has the most disgusting mind?
Damn, I need new friends. Chele, Im dumping you, Im friends with this girl now.
Uh.... missy....you never asked to compare notes!! Come on - lets have a slumber party.... pj's and pillow fights - and compare notes!!0 -
My mind has been in the gutter for as long as I can remember.
same here. 99% of my thoughts are of a sexual nature. I'm pretty sure I have a more disgusting mind than most girls, but I like it :devil:
Do you usually compare notes with other girls to see who has the most disgusting mind?
Damn, I need new friends. Chele, Im dumping you, Im friends with this girl now.
Uh.... missy....you never asked to compare notes!! Come on - lets have a slumber party.... pj's and pillow fights - and compare notes!!
when did we ever compare notes? boobs yes, but not notes0 -
I have no idea what you're poking at here.
It sounds to me that you're just going down, emotionally speaking.
Do me, a favor, and let it go.
And when you're done, get down on your knees... and beg for mercy, before you end-up getting pounded, hard.
I mean come-on.. you're faced with a very hard decision here.
Do want to be known as a dirty attention-*kitten*, who takes it over, and over, and over again, always bent over a barrel?
Or do you want to put on your big-girl panties, and take care of yourself?
I can't believe how awesome I am. You fricken rock!!! 0 -
I try. This was my favorite, yet the most subtle... You fricken rock!!!...come-on.. you're faced...0 -
I try. This was my favorite, yet the most subtle... You fricken rock!!!...come-on.. you're faced...
I dont understand0 -
My mind has been in the gutter for as long as I can remember.
same here. 99% of my thoughts are of a sexual nature. I'm pretty sure I have a more disgusting mind than most girls, but I like it :devil:
Do you usually compare notes with other girls to see who has the most disgusting mind?
Damn, I need new friends. Chele, Im dumping you, Im friends with this girl now.
Uh.... missy....you never asked to compare notes!! Come on - lets have a slumber party.... pj's and pillow fights - and compare notes!!
when did we ever compare notes? boobs yes, but not notes
I think you gals may give me a run for my money lol0 -
Need a demo?I dont understand0 -
My mind has been in the gutter for as long as I can remember.
same here. 99% of my thoughts are of a sexual nature. I'm pretty sure I have a more disgusting mind than most girls, but I like it :devil:
Do you usually compare notes with other girls to see who has the most disgusting mind?
Damn, I need new friends. Chele, Im dumping you, Im friends with this girl now.
Uh.... missy....you never asked to compare notes!! Come on - lets have a slumber party.... pj's and pillow fights - and compare notes!!
when did we ever compare notes? boobs yes, but not notes
Well see the boobs didn't take long as there isn't much....the notes - well the list is very long. LOL0 -
Need a demo?I dont understand
LOL!0 -
Need a demo?I dont understand
I call bluffing0
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