On a deserted island

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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    If the island is deserted, how am I getting this pleasure food once a week?

    If there's a way to get it to me, surely someone knows where I am.

    The gubbment drops a parachute package every Sunday morning.
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    strawberry cheesecake
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    My first thought was booze,

    but on second thought,

    It's eggplant. Since you didn't put a limit on how much I could have, I will gather enough to fashion a raft and float away from the island.

    To the nearest bar, for a celebratory drink.

    You get ONE eggplant, sister!


    :angry:

    I changed the original post to clarify too! This is punishment damnit! You can't go changing the rules or looking for a loophole. You gets ONE serving or unit, one drink or one pc of pie, cake cookie, bread...whatevs! LOL (I'm mean!) SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm so glad you really aren't the boss of me! LOL :drinker:
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    If the island is deserted, how am I getting this pleasure food once a week?

    If there's a way to get it to me, surely someone knows where I am.

    The gubbment drops a parachute package every Sunday morning.

    Why won't the plane land and pick me up? :(
  • ScumbagSteve
    ScumbagSteve Posts: 103 Member
    AN APPLE AND THEN I WOULD PLANT IT AND GROW AN APPLE TREE. APPLES FOREVER.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Ben & Jerry's Greek Banana Peanut Butter.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    If the island is deserted, how am I getting this pleasure food once a week?

    If there's a way to get it to me, surely someone knows where I am.

    The gubbment drops a parachute package every Sunday morning.

    Did NO ONE watch LOST?
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    If the island is deserted, how am I getting this pleasure food once a week?

    If there's a way to get it to me, surely someone knows where I am.

    The gubbment drops a parachute package every Sunday morning.

    Why won't the plane land and pick me up? :(

    Because you're too Fire & Rocky and would likely kill the pilot and escape...no Pumpkin Cheesecake Icecream for you!
  • Macaroni & Cheese... the cheesiest
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    If the island is deserted, how am I getting this pleasure food once a week?

    If there's a way to get it to me, surely someone knows where I am.

    The gubbment drops a parachute package every Sunday morning.

    Did NO ONE watch LOST?

    No, I never watched it actually...was this part of an episode or something?
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    A faerie.
    I could eat that every day
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Um... this should be obvious!

    CHOCOLATE!
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    Dymatize Chocolate Mint whey
  • Malteasers!!! Chocolate is amazing :)
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    when am i getting rescued? the only other person around me a is a kooky caveman knocking his teeth out with an iceskate. he thinks the volleyball that i use for my beach league is alive. #boredonisland
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Swedish Fish, the big bag
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Cucumbers...and I'd probably eat them too ;)
  • PhotogNerd
    PhotogNerd Posts: 420 Member
    Pizza...specifically on multigrain crust, light sauce, pepperoni's, five blend cheese, spinach, roasted garlic, banana peppers, topped with a sprinkling of pepperjack cheese!
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    If the island is deserted, how am I getting this pleasure food once a week?

    If there's a way to get it to me, surely someone knows where I am.

    The gubbment drops a parachute package every Sunday morning.

    Why won't the plane land and pick me up? :(

    Because you're too Fire & Rocky and would likely kill the pilot and escape...no Pumpkin Cheesecake Icecream for you!

    Is this like a race thing?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez. No question about it.

    I was going to say booze....and then Brett reminded me....

    (thank you Brett...you're so AWESOME...)

    it's cherry jolly ranchers.

    Nuff Said.
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    I want some of S1NN3R's tuna fish.

    Just sayin.
    hah!
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    If the island is deserted, how am I getting this pleasure food once a week?

    If there's a way to get it to me, surely someone knows where I am.

    The gubbment drops a parachute package every Sunday morning.

    Did NO ONE watch LOST?

    It's the Dharma Initiative!!!
  • FullOfWin
    FullOfWin Posts: 1,414 Member
    A standing rib roast.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Cucumbers...and I'd probably eat them too ;)

    Also....Win!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    *dons an eye patch*

    In a world ...

    Where helicopters buzz overhead only once a week...

    Where the government condemns one for the crimes of many...

    There stands one woman.

    And one eggplant...

    This summer, prepare for the ride of your life.

    *anticlimactic scene of Aurie clinging to one lone eggplant in the middle of the ocean while sharks circle*

    Auroran Flash IN......

    ESCAPE FROM EGGPLANT ISLAND


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  • VinoFonseca
    VinoFonseca Posts: 51 Member
    Pizza...specifically on multigrain crust, light sauce, pepperoni's, five blend cheese, spinach, roasted garlic, banana peppers, topped with a sprinkling of pepperjack cheese!

    Pizza . . . specifically . . . double cheese, double pepperoni with mushrooms, onions and banana peppers
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    A photo album stolen from Alex_is_Hawks and S1NN3R.

    That would add enough spice to any bland diet.
  • _shortstack
    _shortstack Posts: 46 Member
    I'd Captain Jack Sparrow that **** and stock up on rum.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    *dons an eye patch*

    In a world ...

    Where helicopters buzz overhead only once a week...

    Where the government condemns one for the crimes of many...

    There stands one woman.

    And one eggplant...

    This summer, prepare for the ride of your life.

    *anticlimactic scene of Aurie clinging to one lone eggplant in the middle of the ocean while sharks circle*

    Auroran Flash IN......

    ESCAPE FROM EGGPLANT ISLAND


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    You are adorable!
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    A faerie.
    I could eat that every day

    You called?