Lunchtime Poll

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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member

    The question asked was an illogical question from the movie 'Heathers.'

    F me gently with a chainsaw
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    two chicks at the same time
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Always 42
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member

    The question asked was an illogical question from the movie 'Heathers.'

    F me gently with a chainsaw

    How...very.
  • holeshottdr
    holeshottdr Posts: 364 Member
    No worries, I'm good friends with the aliens. Seems all they wanted were hookers and blow...
  • trackstack
    trackstack Posts: 174 Member
    I would buy as many old person scooters that 5 million dollars could buy. Then with those, I would mobilize the largest senior citizen army you've ever seen. Knowing full well that if this earth stood a chance of survival at all, it laid within the ability for old people on scooters to piss off and annoy the aliens right off the planet.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    The answer is always hookers and blow.

    THIS!
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    I would buy as many old person scooters that 5 million dollars could buy. Then with those, I would mobilize the largest senior citizen army you've ever seen. Knowing full well that if this earth stood a chance of survival at all, it laid within the ability for old people on scooters to piss off and annoy the aliens right off the planet.

    LMAO :laugh:
    I can so picture this in my head...
    Wait...it's not quite as funny as you think.
    No...the poor aliens! :angry:
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    The alien would probably be big Ed. $5M? I'd give it back if the aliens would take me with them when they go. I believe they hold the secret to "the meaning of life". Seriously.
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    I would call ICE and have the "aliens" arrested.
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    The answer is always hookers and blow.


    lol this
  • sugboog29
    sugboog29 Posts: 630 Member
    Male alien strippers!!
  • dr2k12
    dr2k12 Posts: 291 Member
    Pay off our bills, buy my Mother a new car and stuff her bank account with some cushion so she can take it easy. Do some work to the house, buy a 911 and then just put the rest of it away for my kids...

    Oh and yeah some hookers and blow would be in order of course...
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    I'd realize I was dreaming, because Ed died a few years ago. No, really, I pause my dreams sometimes (kinda like in Saved by the Bell when Zack would call a time-out to explain something), start thinking about whether or not what's going on has any basis in reality, then call time-in and let the dream continue, acknowledging that I'm dreaming, because Ed McMahon is dead. Then the whole thing might take a weird turn with a zombie Johnny Carson.

    Those are the nights I don't get enough rest, even when I'm in bed with my eyes shut for 8 hours.
  • SugaSnak
    SugaSnak Posts: 4 Member
    my vote is for the hookers and blow, male hookers though


    K:smokin:
  • bekinator
    bekinator Posts: 103
    fireworks to blow up the aliens... but i'll expect a lifetime supply of government-banned cannabis as a reward
  • d0gma
    d0gma Posts: 3,966 Member

    The question asked was an illogical question from the movie 'Heathers.'

    F me gently with a chainsaw

    How...very.

    What is your damage?
  • jesse1379
    jesse1379 Posts: 239 Member
    Pay for a one way ticket to the nearest self sustaining space station:)
  • APBTChampion
    APBTChampion Posts: 93 Member
    Use the money to fly to DC and then to Moscow, to convince the governments to pool their nuclear weapons... and get them working together so we can detonate them and turn the little green men into duuuuust.
  • MisterGoodBar
    MisterGoodBar Posts: 157 Member
    gonna go line-up outside of Halle Berry's home on day 1 for the chance to knock them boots and then on day 2 goin' to ScarJo's place. then finish each night w/ chocolate cake and body numbing medical drugs from a pharmaceautical company.
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Pay off our bills, buy my Mother a new car and stuff her bank account with some cushion so she can take it easy. Do some work to the house, buy a 911 and then just put the rest of it away for my kids...

    Oh and yeah some hookers and blow would be in order of course...

    you clearly didnt read the part about the alien invasion.....
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Use the money to fly to DC and then to Moscow, to convince the governments to pool their nuclear weapons... and get them working together so we can detonate them and turn the little green men into duuuuust.

    also effectivly destroying the world

    Congrats you did it before the aliens 1 for you 0 for the aliens
  • APBTChampion
    APBTChampion Posts: 93 Member
    Use the money to fly to DC and then to Moscow, to convince the governments to pool their nuclear weapons... and get them working together so we can detonate them and turn the little green men into duuuuust.

    also effectivly destroying the world

    Congrats you did it before the aliens 1 for you 0 for the aliens

    Congrats... shhhhhh. Don't care!

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